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DaysOff

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Two hands Engleberg
  2. So, we're back bitches?
  3. Federal International Trade Court has nullified all of numbnuts tariffs effective immediately. Stocks go zoom.
  4. You mean wampus.
  5. It's happening
  6. That dude is ready to go home.
  7. If this queer bait fucks up my 65th birthday/ retirement party I'm climbing a clock tower. Waited almost 40 years for this.
  8. It's a party party weekend.
  9. Drinking tonight, so I'm having trouble with your point. So the anti vax HHS secretary is driving down cases by promoting not getting vaccinated? Help me.
  10. Good for those christian fascists.
  11. No shit. Are you people 18 year old freshmen?
  12. He's going to collect the 10 million.
  13. Who the fuck is going to take care of this newborn infant? The man? Lolz. When we had our third, my wife needed an extended hospital stay, but insurance released the newborn. The doctor made some shit up so the baby's stay would coincide with my wife's. He wasn't about to release a newborn to me, and we'd previously raised two.
  14. Most of Surly is too old to be lifting super heavy. At least I am.
  15. We left Houston for Comal County in 2016. Our home and auto insurance dropped 2400 bucks annually. I wouldn't be surprised to learn the gap is larger now.
  16. Allegedly, Unlocator Smart DNS bypasses the MLB.tv shenanigans. Now, back to porn.
  17. We caught a break. Let's kick their ass then party from afternoon to night whilst watching the rest of the games.
  18. I can't define porn, but I know it when I see it. A kid's stepmom getting stuck in the dryer ain't it.
  19. So the Rockets should tank for the next Hakeem?
  20. That sounds woke as fuck. Have you ever met baseball players.
  21. Yes. It's the dismal tide.
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