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Longhornstampede

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  1. I'd give Dawn a Longhorning....
  2. That was fucking beautiful.
  3. He's like the dude in the Progressive ads wedging his motorcycle into every situation.
  4. A tazer changes a dogs attitude real quick without killing them. Let them ride the lightning, legs straightened out stiff and falling over sideways like an unbalanced taxidermy piece. Once the ride is over the fear causes them to GTFO. Dog risk is gone and it's still alive. That cop had plenty of time to use that option.
  5. That's also my thinking on masturbators. There only 2 kinds. Those who do it and those who lie about doing it.
  6. I'm sure those fuckers have invented a way to prepare them as food. They'll feed you all sorts of shit that can kill you out in the wild. Them and the Vietnamese.
  7. Probably has a huge schlong. Ol' Lana's getting the Cajun Pete Davidson experience
  8. What a weird photo. BBF....
  9. I don't get it. Where did 100k come in to play? Is there something in the audio? Otherwise it's just an old prank.
  10. Not sure if LOL for y'all, but I'm probably already headed straight to hell first class on a one way bullet train
  11. Even has her picture next to the name of the beer
  12. Just imagine the increase in demand for D cell batteries!
  13. Someone at the State Fair of Texas is going to figure out how to deep fry that thing before the end of September
  14. TOTALLY undefeated! https://www.facebook.com/reel/484925854168962?mibextid=Ls6BEq&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
  15. A true gentleman and fine golfer and an even better human being. I still have a hat he signed for me at an exhibition charity round he played in Michigan. Keep waving that sword on that big golf course in the sky. https://www.pgatour.com/article/news/latest/2024/08/08/chi-chi-rodriguez-dies-passes-away-age-88-juan-antonio-puerto-rico
  16. This is Rahm's to win now and he doesn't seem to be looking back
  17. Shit, that's what I get for not reading the entire thread first.
  18. Yeah I know the song is about a different town but your post made me think of this lyric. Flatter than a tabletop. Makes you wonder why they stopped here Wagon must have lost a wheel or they lacked ambition one On the great migration west
  19. I'd stuff her ballot box
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