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SimonBolivar

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  1. The only good thing about Tucker's Magical Journey through the paradise that is Russia is that it reminded me that I hadn't watched Michael Palin's trips through Russia in a few years. Tucker ain't shit until he has a Lenin impersonator guide him around town.
  2. That's what THEY want you to think.
  3. Yeah I bet it'll turn out to be a tragic vending machine accident
  4. I'm surprised that I was mildly surprised when I saw the headline. I should have expected it.
  5. I'm thinking more and more every day that the Loyalist Tories were right all along.
  6. Oh, definitely the Ft Worth to OKC route. Some of the best scenery in the country and when you get off, bam you're in Oklahoma!
  7. That's a thing? One more thing to worry about now
  8. Norwich fans love him Sargent Stats - Main Discussion - Norwich City - The Pinkun Forums
  9. They could put a picture of Hitler on the bag and people would still buy Doritos.
  10. I've skied in 60 degree weather at Ski Santa Fe on spring break. Of course, the snow/slush would suck for experienced skiers but for a newb it was really fun to enjoy the snow in warm weather and then be in Santa Fe instead of Taos after skiing.
  11. If only it had been a boy, then it'd be eligible for a job with the crown!
  12. Nah Taylor looks great. I just don't think high school mom looks that bad and you can see the structure of a good-looking woman in her face.
  13. Only someone with donkey brains would do that.
  14. Ohhhh defense would be cool. https://theathletic.com/live-blogs/premier-league-news-latest-live-updates/2OlSBRbiBRgd/OgFvQv0pJLw9/ Austin FC finalizing deal for Toulouse's Desler
  15. She looks exactly like her just skinnier, wearing great make-up/hair, and more confident.
  16. I was working in Orlando for a bit and there was a night where your standard loud Florida storm came through in the middle of the night that didn't even warrant a Severe Thunderstorm Warning. The next day I was talking to a family from Northern Ireland, and they told me that they were huddled together in their hotel bathroom because they thought a tornado was coming. Poor pasty bastards.
  17. Glad it's coming out in the summer and not in the spring. I wouldn't want to be at the movies then leave to a "oh by the way you know how you live less than an hour from Jerrell? Well, you also have a tornado watch tomorrow."
  18. All that bump did to me was make me sad that Mike Leach is still dead.
  19. Yeah, it's a tough diagnosis but one you'll learn to live with. Can I interest you in a nice "45" knife set for the low low price of $59.99?
  20. I had to have a parent teacher conference in 1st grade because I kept putting my hand under my girlfriend's butt during story time. It's not my fault she liked it.
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