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SydneyCarton

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  1. We seem to have quite a few of those around here. It makes me shudder to think how many must be lurking on Texags and SEC Rant and Tigerdroppings. Oh wait, I was recently told that all alumni networks, and thus all alumni, are created equal. I think most people who run, or are invovled in running small businesses, laugh at the idea that we'd want to hire the most competent people for the job we can find, as opposed to filling an empty seet to be able to give a former athlete attaboys. I sure as hell don't see former players who run their own businesses hiring anyone other than the people they think can help them make money. Weird.
  2. Good thing we have South Austin's mom.
  3. Since this is an internet message board, sewing someone's mouth shut is functaionally worthless. Think you can sew together all the fingers of some posters, though?
  4. The fact that you don't think advertising and public relations are massive fucking businesses, much the Film and Television industry, and don't churn of billions and tons of cash for hundreds of thousands of people, if not more, every single year, and consider the "outliers" says pretty much everything we need to know about your ignorance. Guys, only degrees from Harvard matter for anonymous people. Everyone and your kids just pack it up and go home. Guess we missed the memo. Which is weird, I got my first job, which set me down my current path (which is not bad) by applying for a job on the UT job board with my measly communication degree. Almost like the quality of an alumni network matters because of the quality of the alumni.
  5. You: Making blanket statements that every college football player that doesn't make the NFL is only as valuable as his alumni network allows him to be, and has no interest in any kind of education and value of education based on their own goals, ambition, or how they see themselves. Also You: It's a shame the University of Phoneix doesn't have a football team, that alumni network would be fucking GOLD! Finally, You: Completely fucking stupid becuase of the above statement(s) and a complete lack of understanding that not everyone is you, or lives by your Linux-esque autistic black and white concept of how to value the world and their life and goals and experience within it. You fucking dipshit.
  6. There's too much stupid in this post to even address. So yeah, lets move on.
  7. I see, so you're just shitting on the concept of a Communicatoins degree in general. Got it. You're right, no one has ever made big dollars in Advertising, Public Relations, and yes, lets poo poo Radio, Television, and Film. Big Losers all of them. While I understand the premise you're making, and it's not without some merit that an alumni network matters, I do just disagree with your premise and there isn't really anywhere to go from here. But yeah, he should definitely go to LSU, with their vast alumni network of people who can get him a job in sanitation and swamp draining. Maybe sometimes the kind of alumni does matter.
  8. UT’s moody school of communications is a top tier communication college. Wtf are you talking about?
  9. Correct. He was projected as a TE out of HS, has gained zero pounds since arriving at USC, because he thinks he's a WR. He can get fucked and stay fucked, the reason he chose Riley and USC is now obvious.
  10. I think it'd be fun if he went and got himself proper fucked by an angry bear.
  11. Fucking yeah, I bet Patrick Nkwopara still has some eligibility.
  12. I knew when I read "opendorse fees" that immamac was gonna be hella fucking triggered. Again.
  13. I didn't know we still use it either, but at the end of the day, it's a convenient scheduling/tracking/management tool for players fulfilling their obligations.
  14. Wait till they see 2024.
  15. Is like quoting your own posts and then using Ian fucking Boyd as supportive evidence like your version of a hat trick of masturbatory masochism? Does it get any better for you? Because I can't imagine how.
  16. A good addition based on on what? Him sucking out loud and not even being draftable at this point? Like bear Alexander, he’s gotten worse every year except safety isn’t DT.
  17. The bolded is untrue, by like the laws of science. Aggies are not, and will never be capable, of not giving any fucks. Otherwise they wouldn’t be the perpetually insecure, dick riding, childish and petty little brothers they will forever be, because their whole existence is giving a fuck what others think and how they stack up against Texas.
  18. Hey genius, can you read the title of this thread? It’s the screenshot thread. Not the a&m news thread. Not the transfer portal thread. Not any of the several threads that you pasting a bunch of tweets even remotely makes sense. It’s the a&m message board screenshot thread. I realize your particular brand of dipshittery includes never admitting you’re wrong, about anything, but certainly you can acknowledge that maybe you’re posting in the wrong thread. There’s a shart thread somewhere, why don’t you post these tweets there? At least I can draw a line from here to there topically.
  19. Hoo boy gonna need some screenshots on this. @Longhornfrenzy pls
  20. I don't think ole' Brauny would be floating that on line unless aTm had already passed. He's trying to get ahead of posters asking the question.
  21. That dude looks like he took the field after a 72 hour meth party with johntay cook, a case of syphilis, and a crime spree of several Norman Taco Bell locations. He looks like walking cigarrete butt.
  22. Cool, so he's an undersized edge. Who is he taking snaps from?
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