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MissingInAction

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  1. My local cant pronounce my name so its always, oooh guy like the mooshooo. Yes, i like the mooshoo.
  2. Tires is greatness.
  3. Next time i ride in a car with someone I'm telling them they smell like fucked butthole. Im in tears.
  4. Can I seek asylum in Ireland once they start rounding up gingers?
  5. He's the only "human" I'd command my dog to attack. Actually I dont think she'd have to be commanded.
  6. Better have a Franco in it, or I'm out.
  7. Im convinced McDeez uses it as their "special" sauce.
  8. Can confirm. Theres a splash of relish in it too i think. That or I added it myself.
  9. I love whores.
  10. I can hear the mosquitoes fucking, but ill take it.
  11. Its all the Brazilian fart porn in your browsing history.
  12. He fucked a garden gnome, or the garden gnome fucked him.
  13. Eye Wide Shut
  14. War fighters sounds like a character class in a D&D ripoff.
  15. Great news! Im there every Wednesday afternoon. Mondays for nulesta injection. At the st davids north for a sack o blood with a side of platelets. Its full of olds watching fox news. Already turned off the tv nearest me. They're too weak to object.
  16. Hey man! Just a few bad apples. Thats all.
  17. Im not creating an ig account so what am i missing?
  18. Everyone but Looch has turned red. I wonder if the others will get racist and gang up on him.
  19. Ive been watching a few eps every night and caught the one where Hank gets ass lifts. Fucking lol the entire episode.
  20. Any good? I need something to watch while im laid up.
  21. I know some very respectable cocaine users. I used to be one. This douche canoe is not one of them.
  22. That wall eyed cunt will be the next POTUS.
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