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MissingInAction

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  1. That was you?! Sorry I didn't share my butter.
  2. My rent dropped by 200 a month. Another year in the hood which will let me save for a nicer place or more hookers and blow.
  3. I go to the Alamo at Mueller once a month. Plenty to do before and after in the immediate area.
  4. Yep. Hence the overcompensating.
  5. I would expect to get fucked by a donkey.
  6. Well yea we've got plenty of people like that here.
  7. Sure thing, "friend".
  8. Half? More like 80/20.
  9. We need these at the next surly tailgate. @immamac
  10. She must must be a midget. It's the only way my kink works.
  11. That was so good I couldn't make it two seconds. Something like this
  12. Fuck dem Oscars.
  13. I love it when I get exposed for being a dumbass.
  14. My asshole biological father would do the same to me with different results. Then when he knew it drove me crazy that only encouraged that cunt to do it again and again. I think I'm onto something here.
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