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MissingInAction

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  1. My coworker says "physical year" in place of "fiscal year". Drives me insane.
  2. I picked my dr specifically for her tiny build anticipating the shame.
  3. Just had my annual check up and will be scheduled for my first probing in a few months. Btw they don't finger your prostate anymore. It's all screened through blood work. Dr said she could if I wanted that. I joked that she's got small hands but that's gonna be a no.
  4. The original is much more disturbing.
  5. I took a Viagra before flying to Vegas. Had a visibly raging boner. I didn't get a pat down. Sad banana.
  6. Ive worked in the public sector a long time. Sometimes in a capacity in which a mistake would cost many lives. That's pressure. Not trying to hit your quota end of fiscal year.
  7. Lol because true?
  8. We're all waiting to die.
  9. Fuck! Or younger.
  10. You have no idea. When autocorrect makes the jokes for me.
  11. Dats wut duh dip stay wanz y'all thanking !! Wake up sheeple! Pete butt Geiger is aliens!
  12. My Luna gets Nulo kibble, rawz pure beef heart, chicken gizzards, desecrated minnows, and chicken hearts. Pig ears for a treat to keep her teeth clean.
  13. If I lived in motherfucking Jersey I'd be trolling these idiots with fireworks, loud fog horns and shit. Call into radio stations with all kinds of dumb ass claims.
  14. Love that movie. Score by John Williams, cast of the greatest comedians of the time, incredible cinematography. I don't get the hate.
  15. Welp, Libya is totally fucked.
  16. I'd think France would be all over that.
  17. The post I deleted referenced getting a 40 yard line seat for $400. People are dumping tickets.
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