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Blotto

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  1. Even if the board wanted to fire Musk (they don't), they are in a complete catch 22. The ENTIRE reason that Tesla trades at a market cap almost 20X greater than GM is because of all of Elon's sycophants. He's a cult of personality, just like Trump. FY2024 revenue: GM - $171B , TSLA - $97B FY 2024 Net income: GM - $6B, TSLA - $7B (but includes $600M in BTC gains and $2.7B in regulatory credits) Toyota, VW, and a whole host of other auto OEMs make more profit and trade at fractions of TSLA's market cap. At the end of the day, they are a fucking automotive manufacturer. Remove that shitstain from the company and its valuation plummets. The time to fire Elon was 5+ years ago when his complete batshit crazyness started up. But now they have shoved all of their chips into the middle of the table and they will have to see how the hand plays out. Lucky for them, Elon is now running the country so he can start transferring even more of our tax dollars to his companies.
  2. I always enjoy a good arky choke job. Fuck off piggy.
  3. Zion put up numbers in 2019
  4. They will probably make her play in a burka and crocs next season
  5. Wasnt Strong like our 5th choice or some shit? I admit PTSD from that era has probably resulted in me blocking a lot of shit about that era out of mind, but were we gonna make Saban coach in blackface?
  6. Its been 4 years and HookemATL still cant pick out avocados without breaking into the sweats.
  7. In todays game, recruits will go where they get paid, can build a brand, and jump to the league. At Texas, in Austin, playing in the SEC.....I hope that sells, lulz. Here's the 247 recruiting rankings for Zona for the years he was there (no data for the first couple of years) Yr Rank 5* 4* 9 10 11 4 2 2 12 3 3 1 13 11 2 1 14 3 1 3 15 3 2 2 16 9 2 1 17 3 2 3 18 23 0 3 19 6 2 1 20 7 0 5 21 NR - - Thats more than enough talent to make deep runs. Now obviously he never got past the Elite 8, but it wasnt because he couldnt get any talent. I bet they missed SeanMiller-TexasFootball, which is the obvious play here
  8. I couldnt recall why I knew that name, so I looked it up. Thats pretty badass. Will be a young coach. Allright, I went down a bit of a youtube rabbit hole. This is a video about UNI and Farokhmanesh in that tourney. Cool stroll down memory lane, and Farokhmanesh is wearing shorts that reminded me of just how ridiculously hilarious the baggy shorts look got around that time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DiPr2-FtRc
  9. There is no "seems" about it. I am amazed at how many people have no idea how fucked this country is going to get how quickly. Too many people are assuming that the protections/firewalls we relied on in the past are still a thing. Lulz, she'd suck Trumps dick tomorrow and he's the model of incompetence. This stupid whore is just trying to get people to remember she exists.
  10. I see logic isnt your thing.
  11. He's not gonna die on any hill. He knows he's lying, he knows the whole world knows he's lying, and he also knows he is safe to continue to say or do whatever the fuck he wants because his party has control right now and they havent stopped him from this bullshit one time in 8 years.
  12. Fuck over american consumers who wish to buy cars, no problem. Cut a deal for China so some of his tech bro buddies can buy Tik Tok, sure.
  13. Wheeeeeeeeeeee https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-26/trump-prepares-auto-tariff-announcement-as-soon-as-wednesday Thats what american consumers were begging for Donald. A 25% increase on the price of a new car. That will help with the ole inflation numbers.
  14. Not an Austin institution by any stretch, but anyone remember El Chino(s?) on 6th street. I remember when I first showed up in Austin and didnt have a fake ID, it could prove challenging to drink on 6th street. But you could show any ID at the door of El Chino and they would let you in. Like you could show them your drivers license that said you were 18, and you'd get waived in and allowed to drink. The place served a purpose.
  15. it amuses me that the article tries to put a positive spin on possible revenue contributions from a f'n diner. Tesla's revenue has been around $100B a year for the last two years. I just checked and Wendys, which has ~5800 locations in the US alone, reported revenues of about $2.5B last year, and net income of $195M. A single diner (or 1000 diners) is just noise in the TSLA revenue picture. Edit - having given this more than 10 seconds of thought, I have to assume that the Wendy's corporation revenue is just franchise royalties and fees. The total revenue is probably 2M per franchise, so call it ~$12B in revenue and being generous $2B in profit. But we also know, Tesla aint opening up thousands of restaurants.
  16. And yet somehow when they cheat on their spouses, diddle little kids, embezzle church funds, etc... all they gotta do is ask their sky daddy for forgiveness. All good!
  17. You ever think about about taking a shit on the windshield of his car every time they pull that stunt? Or his front porch? Or his wife? Maybe just confront him about it? All I'm saying is you have options.
  18. Option 4 - get serious and send the Kushman back over there to sort things out
  19. An inebriated huggins decked out in his blue and gold muumuu did a fantastic job of capturing the essence of WV. They should just keep leaving open 24 packs of Natty lite in the gym and run it back next year with his fatass.
  20. Chad Briscoe would be notified twice. Or was that Rudy? Or Carl? I forget who was multi-assholed.
  21. Alpha - informal denoting a person who has a dominant role or position within a particular sphere. I maintain that in the sphere of dickbaggery, he meets the definition. I didnt tee him up for alpha leader, or alpha good guy.
  22. I'm gonna guess Hegseth is always the alpha dickbag in any room he chooses to set foot in. You gotta get up pretty, pretty early in the morning to have any chance of out-dickbagging this guy. #BorntoDickbag
  23. Lulz
  24. Agreed, maybe one or two people get demoted or fired, and the sycophants will praise Trump for his level-headed, firm decision making while making the county great again and that will be that for the rubes. There will be another controversy next week, and the week after, and two more the next week, and this shit gets buried in a haze of comical buffoonery. This has been the MO for Trump since 2016, and it wont change. The only way to prevent this was last November, now there is no defense. The majority of this fucking country chose this shitshow. Are the libs angry? Yes, well then carry on. There should be outrage about essentially kidnapping people and throwing them out of the country because they took part in protests that said bad things about Isreal. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. There should be outrage about culling tens of thousands of federal jobs with little analysis of what repercussion's will arise. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. There should be outrage about letting the richest man in the world (not an elected official) bury deep into every federal system. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. There should be outrage about rolling back countless regulations established to protect us from corporations fucking us in the ass. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. There should be outrage about the president threatening to invade our allies Canada and Denmark. Doesnt matter cause the ultrarich will be better off. The hits will keep coming and with nobody in a position to put a fucking stop to it, we'll just keep crying about it online. And a few months from now we'll all be outraged over the leaked sex video of putin fucking trump in the ass, while the messaging will be " Did you see Trump power bottom in that video? I gotta say, Ive never seen a guy power bottom like that. A lot of people are saying thats the greatest power-bottoming ever by a president, perhaps even greater than Lincoln or Washington. To commemorate this epic and patriotic ass hammering, the US treasury has just launched our new crypto coin Powerbottom ($PBTM). Act now and receive a decorative plate set with Trumps ballsack highlighted in 24k gold.
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