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Kennythetiger

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  1. Your dad wasn’t talking about food.
  2. My dad used to softly tap his leather belt.
  3. Are we just moving shit directly from the Facebook thread to this thread now?
  4. Brooke is our regular waitress- she’s from Austin. I’ve never asked her if she knows any of you dumbasses.
  5. I’m guessing the base runner slept with the catcher’s wife.
  6. A surprising number of people in our small community call 911 for trivial reasons, including just to talk.
  7. Couldn’t help but notice that you ate two hot links before you decided that they were gross.
  8. The Messicins are making their way up here. We’re getting there.
  9. We eat there twice a year. Still fun.
  10. I had mentioned this a few months ago but I knew a guy in college that would shit in the holding tank in toilets at house parties.
  11. “Girl dinner”. Lol. Steel Shank been doing it for years.
  12. I think that’s a Ford product.
  13. We were allowed one pair of moon boots each winter. When (not if) they developed holes, we wore empty bread sacks over our socks.
  14. Wise beyond his years, huh?
  15. You need some homemade vanilla ice cream
  16. Or HIV-infected hypodermic needles.
  17. Those are all old dudes. No wonder why they always have to pick another one.
  18. German Shorthairs are such good dogs. ❤️
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