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Kennythetiger

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  1. Damn near two decades
  2. The elves. It’s the offseason.
  3. Worth it though.
  4. Eat that sumbitch on the way home.
  5. The extra plate of dessert.
  6. Why more combatants don’t give their opponent an atomic wedgie is something I don’t understand.
  7. “……But I understand.”
  8. I’m out, then. I don’t want something that’s going to kill the worms.
  9. We weren’t gay, but thank god Hop Sing was.
  10. When we speak of you, we’ll speak wel.
  11. Who says “The Double Douche”?
  12. How much for one that’s not lined in plastic? I’d just as soon let the worms eat me faster.
  13. Her friend could snap your head in half.
  14. If it’s all right with you Dish, we won’t wait.
  15. That’s buttermilk. No thanks.
  16. Thank you for the suggestion. Will check it out. For much lighter entertainment, I like to watch an episode of “Mom” every now and then. Had a thing for Allison Janney ever since she was C.J. Cregg.
  17. NSAA, huh?
  18. After identifying with 5280’s wife yesterday and your wife today, I had to check and make sure my hog leg was still down there. It is. Those coffee mugs weren’t selected and purchased by mistake. Anything else in the cabinet is community property.
  19. “Kylie doesn’t have to go to all of the tailgates.”
  20. Fuck. Slowly looks down and checks feet….
  21. I feel like I am in the spirit world. With spirit family trees.
  22. Kennythetiger

    Insomnia

    Along these same lines, I use the sleep stories in my Calm app.
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