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Kennythetiger

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  1. I agree with you, but it’s really, really difficult to get everyone else on the road to cooperate.
  2. Put that fucking fish back in the water.
  3. I make really good scrambled eggs. I have only recently started breaking tostadas and using them as edible silverware with the eggs. Delicious.
  4. I wish she would have stayed like this.
  5. I rest one foot with my weight on the shelf underneath the cart. I use my other foot to kick the cart forward like a skateboard. Panty dropping.
  6. Well, she DOES look good for five kids.
  7. That’s what you get for thinking.
  8. Exactly the same, man. And parking lots turn her brain into mush. But give her a smooth road, and I can nap for an hour.
  9. Hey, fucker. I’m not very far away from that thing. You too, fucker.
  10. A lack of economic opportunity and a corresponding lower quality of life.
  11. I would respectfully disagree with this.
  12. You can do hookers and blow with one hand. And jerk off. This site needs your self-isolating humor.
  13. In that event I choose soft drinks twice.
  14. What does it require to be licensed to practice divorce law in Antarctica?
  15. How many did she have??
  16. It’s not to that extent, but I get my wife’s car out of the garage every morning and warm it up for her. 90% is out of love, 10% is to ensure warm oil.
  17. Very few knew how to work on those cars. Most just propped open the hood and excellently portrayed confidence without knowledge.
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