Celery Man
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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tesla demoed a solution for this just last night- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
As a business user I would pull up my computer or sit across the table from my colleagues and continue with my slate of meetings as this amazing technolgoy ushers me off to the airport or to my hotel. Maybe my iphone could connect to "self-driving carplay" and I could leave the laptop in the bag, continuing with my meetings with a large display opposite from my seat in the taxi. Maybe I could use that to video call my wife and see her bounce the baby in incredibly high definition and lifelike size using some sort of crazy high speed network connection incorporated into the vehicle. Or maybe I'd want to dim the lights and lay down to rest, or have a quick meal, relax my mind with some video content or games. I definitely want to be able to store my bags, and I may be travelling with several colleagues. Maybe I'm taking this in to work in the morning and I'd like to eat a bagel and drink some coffee and get started sifting through my inbox. Can my children come along so we can drop them off at school or daycare? Or maybe instead I'm out with friends and we want to keep the party going with a cocktail or some entertainment as our whole group travels together. oh, I guess I'll sit facing forward with my hands in my lap and wait to arrive.- 2024 fuck fantasy football
Ah fuck, Chase Brown is questionable now, who moved from my bench to my roster with Kyren Williams on bye. Might need to grab RoJo- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Roadster is such a stupid format for a self driving car.- 2024 fuck fantasy football
Minnesota has scored 12.5 points more than the next highest scoring defense in my league. Lowest scoring game is 10 points, I’m not dropping them to hold on the scrubbiest player in my roster.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Iirc you’re in Virginia Beach or Nahfuck or something like that - are you surrounded by military? Although based on the value of your most expensive guitar I’d also assume you’re not in a neighborhood with a camaro in every driveway.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Saw one of these today in North Raleigh, lol it is remarkable how much more Harris/walz stuff there is. Raleigh is blue but it’s a coalition of just enough black people and j crew whites to outbalance the southern heritage whites. And as far as signs, I see more of the moms for liberty school board wackjobs than Trump.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
It says elf not goblin- 2024 fuck fantasy football
I’m 5-0 to start. Drafting Minnesota’s D in the 12th round has helped a lot with that, but they’re on bye this week. Rolling the dice with the Colts D - they kinda suck but have 8 takeaways and are playing the Titans with a league leading 9 giveaways. Calling my shot that they will perform reasonably well from a fantasy perspective which means they will have negative points this week.- Stupid bitch begging for some of that sweet sweet guv'ment SOCIALISM after voting against it
I kept reading this as “cut the cunt” and trying to wrap my head around that choice. But no, she’s using grawlix for “crap” which is not a real swear word. Also, every single person who angrily refers to “crap” on Facebook has a 9/11 banner photo and a racist post history.- Job hunting - A different kind of happy ending
Cover letter probably not necessary if hiring manager knows you are applying and is expecting to talk to you but I’d probably send one anyways on the basis that it is unlikely to hurt. my general cover letter format is something like - Hello <company name> hiring team, I am writing to you today to express my sincere interest in the <position>. <one to two sentences of career summary with an emphasis on relevant accomplishments>. <sentence where i convey my philosophy and explain that i am uniquely qualified to help their team [insert company mission statement]>. I am currently searching for my next opportunity to <something that aligns with my experience/trajectory and also with what the position is>. <sentence that relates to the above about what is interesting to me about this position/team/product/company.> I would greatly appreciate the opportunity to meet with you and discuss the position further. Please let me know if you have any questions or if there is any additional information I can provide. Thank you for your time and consideration. 🍆😉- 2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
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The people with new gods are Christians, who have forsaken Jesus for the least Christ-like political personality in American history.- Job hunting - A different kind of happy ending
So it’s a weird backdoor recruiting thing but if you just submit a cover letter with an eggplant and a winking emoji they’ll move you right through to manager interviews.- Media Bias
Also his own cognitive decline.- Media Bias
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You should start thinking before believing.- Media Bias
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Same energy as many of our newly upper middle white trash conservative posters.- NFL Week 5
Just turned on manningcast for 5 straight minutes of them talking about guys busting 🤷- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
The conditioned political skepticism I have grown to live with over the past hundred years since 2016 has taught me not to believe my lying feelings or any glimmer of hope about anything but I do want to comment - living in NC, apart from the occasional crazy person house (house on a busy road with a giant banner of post assassination attempt fist raising trump, clearly deranged lunatic near the preschool with a combined america/israel flag on a post and maga shit everywhere) GOP people have seemingly shut the fuck up. Especially post nazi lt governor, and past that I've seen a lot of mostly apolitical or even "I would guess that this person is conservative" people on facebook being mad about the lies about Western NC. I'm really hoping all of this bullshit has an impact in this state. At least to stop the lunatics who they are trying to put in charge of the schools.- The Guitar Pron Thread
The thing RAT defines about me is the kind of titties i like. - Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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