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Scheiss Meister

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  1. I like to believe that if turnip tried to do that, he'd catch a butt stroke from one of those Garands that The Guards carry.
  2. I check mine regularly, but what I figure will happen is that a big purge will occur at 4:50 pm on the last day to register for the 2024 election. That way those purged will not have the opportunity to re-register.
  3. Tell them that in some cultures that is believed to be a harbinger of death, like an owl calling outside an ill person's window.
  4. And what's wrong with that? Shit funded my children's college education. He can have it. I'm retired now.
  5. C'mon, Joe. Let them hit those airfields.
  6. I agree, but them being ahead of aggy is fun.
  7. I don't have the skill to turn it into a meme, but Vance reminds me of the kid in the leather hat and goggles waiting to see Santa with Ralph and Randy in A Christmas Story. Every time he speaks, it sounds like, "I like the Wizard of Oz." Weirdo.
  8. That's a Sikh asswhipping.
  9. Tonight I learned that I totally love Kamala and Tim, and that contributing to Burnt Ends gives one permission to be a total troll without repercussions. Does my tree fiddy buy the same indulgence?
  10. I do feel like I was just part of something special. I'll allow it.
  11. No one is leaving the hall. This was a PARTY, and they don't want it to end.
  12. I'm fired up! That's one of the most motivating speeches I have ever heard.
  13. Then may his remaining service be short.
  14. Oo, oo! Let me give them back, please!
  15. I like the way you think, but I want some mobility so that I can be sure I'm in the best position to execute my mission.
  16. Every time I see footage from that day, I wish that I had been there with an M-60, 5 or six spare barrels, and 5,000 rounds of ammo. There should have been lots of people accompanying Ashley Babbit to Hell that day. If you voted for Trump before January 6, 2021, I can be generous and think that you were just stupid. If you would vote for Trump now, you are a traitor.
  17. In my head I heard the one that goes back to fuss at him using his Buford T. Justice voice to say, "There is no way that you are the fruit of my loins."
  18. A+ troll job. Nice work, Kriegsmarine!
  19. I just made a political donation for the first time in my life. I'm in, Coach!
  20. Y'all can have Damn Patrick in a straight up trade. Hell, I'll through in $100. Whadda you say?
  21. I wish Moore was governor of Texas.
  22. They have the dickhead part right, I'll give them that.
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