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Scheiss Meister

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  1. That is correct. An E-4 is a corporal, whether they are infantry, admin., cooks, or aircraft technicians. It's part of the Corps' "Every Marine is a rifleman." ethos. The ranks for E-8 and above split for command (First Sergeant, Sergeant Major) and technical (Master Sergeant, Master Gunnery Sergeant).
  2. Does anyone have a recipe for jerk chicken tikka marsala hot dish? Let's cover all the bases here.
  3. Mocking them makes them "others", and white people can never be "others". Unless, of course, they are not straight, republican males. Then it's bombs away.
  4. NCOs are the backbone of the Corps. JD Vance is the coccyx.
  5. If I was a Russian who surrendered inside Russia, I would very fervently pray that I would not be exchanged. I would imagine that the best possible outcome would be to be sent back into one of the meat waves, where there is at least a slim chance of survival. More likely a bullet to the G-2 unit right after the happy homecoming pictures are taken.
  6. Of course they'll trot those out for Notre Dame, because black uniforms on August 31 is perfectly on brand for aggy.
  7. My wife had a biopsies done on a couple of spots on her neck and shoulder last week. She got the results back today letting her know that there were no problems with either. It got me to thinking that Arnold Schwarzenegger could make some extra coin by selling a recording that dermatologists could use in such cases: "Congratulations! It's not a toomah!"
  8. I may get one of these for my oldest younger brother. He doesn't seem to know that he's alive unless he's bruised, broken, or bleeding (usually all three at once) somewhere.
  9. How are you doing today? Head injuries with loss of consciousness are not to be messed with. If you haven't seen a doctor, you need to do so today. I had a coworker who took a fall (at home) and knocked the hell out of his head. He lost consciousness for about the same amount of time as you, then went about his business. Three days later he was in the hospital getting about a pint of fluid drained from his skull. It damn near killed him, and he still has some tics and twitches, about 20 years later. Don't screw around with your noggin, dude.
  10. Trump wasn't going to pardon them. If he got elected, they are no longer useful to him. Maybe if they rustled up a bunch of money one or two could buy a pardon, but that's the only way.
  11. I want to see Walz and JV debate, for JV to bring up the "stollen valor" shit, and for Walz to respond, "Shut up, corporal!" in his best Sergeant Major voice.
  12. I have got to get me some of THAT! When will either of them next be in Texas? I want to be there for it.
  13. They think that California has a Lemon Law for kids? Dumbasses.
  14. Did VY ever acquire nachos during a play? Advantage aggy!
  15. The whole "Is she black or is she Indian?" stuff reminded me of an awesome takedown I got to witness almost 40 years ago. I was working in deep, deep East Texas, The Land That Time Forgot, when two rednecks in the crew started discussing mixed marriage and bloodlines. One made the argument that even one drop of black blood made one black, no matter how many white ancestors one has. The black member of the crew chuckled about it, irritating the rednecks. One asked him what was so funny, and he answered that he was just amazed at how much more powerful black blood is than white blood, if one drop of black blood negated all of the white blood. I didn't think that those to could get any whiter, but they did. Even their necks turned white. I laughed, which was also not appreciated. They didn't discuss such sensitive topics in front of the rest of the crew anymore.
  16. You'll need Marines to put down mutinies and board the target ships. I'll volunteer for that.
  17. "If you love what you do, be careful not to leave stains."
  18. That turret looks like it shattered instead of just being launched. The hole you see while it's flipping around is much larger than either of the hatches on Russian turrets. That was quite an explosion. The crew probably didn't even know that it happened.
  19. When I read Putin's statement I thought it was kind of weird that he ended with Maduro always being welcome in Russia. Seems to me Putin may have had information that Maduro would need that refuge, and right soon.
  20. He looks like he's fixing to play Tequila on the jukebox and dance on the bar, except not nearly as cool as Pee Wee.
  21. I've thought before that a squadron of P-51s or Corsairs would be right handy to intercept drones. Better yet, a squadron of A-1 Skyraiders. Those things had loiter times measured in days, not hours. (Ok, slight exaggeration. Still...)
  22. Hmm. Every time that the Democratic candidate gets some positive press or momentum we are graced with some "both sides!" posts. No, it's just coincidence.
  23. Didn't you know that Schloss threw the last two games to screw aggy on his way out the door at the request of the evil CDC and Texas? In fact, the team did so well in spite of that no talent hack, not because of him. It is only wild coincidence that 3/4 of aggy's wins at Omaha, and their only appearance in the final series, came under his coaching. Schloss had nothing to do with it. Texags said so.
  24. Wait! There's wanted anal leakage?!
  25. Every woman I know says that Pete's big head gives them the boo-boo geebies. No way in hell he's getting laid, even if they're drunk.
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