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Scheiss Meister

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  1. I wish that dewberries would bear for two or three more weeks. I need to make some more jelly. Ah well, I'll wait for the mustang grapes to come off.
  2. Silly fuckers must not remember Chosin. A Marine regiment, an Army combat team, and a battalion of Brits wiped something like three entire Chinese divisions off the map. Not depleted them enough that they had to pull back and reconstitute for a year, they ceased to exist. And the UN forces also mauled two or three more divisions enough that they had to be pulled out of the line. Silly fuckers.
  3. He may be expelled, but I would bet that he will win re-election to that seat, or any other seat for which he chooses to run. This IS Texas, after all.
  4. Descended from Robert The Bruce and William Wallace on one side of the family and related to William Quantrill on the other. No wonder I'm a hooligan and troublemaker.
  5. Sure looks like the preparatory phase of the offensive is starting to ramp up. It's fixing to get interesting.
  6. How long until a member of the Surly community loses a loved one, or their life? It's no longer a question of if it will happen, just when.
  7. Prigozhin's ranting and threat to pull out of Bakhmut and reports of regular Russian units redeploying elsewhere sound good, but it seems too public to me. I smell a rat, and the wind's coming from Russia's direction. I think they are trying to set a trap and get Ukraine to overextend there.
  8. So the question is: does the Russian MOD have the ammo and aren't willing to share, or do they not have the ammo at all? Maybe it's the military rule that you don't reinforce failure, so he is being cut off for failing in Bakhmut. Any way it goes, I think Wagner is in for some tough sledding.
  9. Go get 'em, Oleksander. Mess that Russkie up.
  10. The Hills Have Eyes In The Ass PeeWee's Big Adventure In The Ass The Sun Also Rises In The Ass The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre: In The Ass Apocalypse Now In The Ass Tender Mercies In The Ass Scrooged In The Ass
  11. Yep, definitely a false flag.
  12. Yeah, I heard that, too. Pissed me off, because you know that he believes it.
  13. More importantly, our pilots are better than their pilots.
  14. The first movie I remember seeing was Mary Poppins, at a drive in. The whole family went, but my dad got out of the car and sat on the trunk, watching Thunderball on the other screen. Right on, Pops. Right on.
  15. Two direct strikes like that would try his innards. Gotta be fake. Kinda clever one, though.
  16. Just another day in NRA/Republican paradise.
  17. You just knew that tweet would bring out the morons and weirdos, and boy howdy, it did the job.
  18. That's badassery at an unimaginable level. He should have received the MoH years ago.
  19. Twits like her should not be allowed to vote or reproduce. If she doesn't want her crotch goblin to see it, fine. To fuck it up for all of the other kids is outrageous.
  20. I have a vinyl album of Disney tunes that I bought with my allowance in 1966 or 1967. It was a promotional item at one of the gas stations my parents used, and cost a quarter. I don't play the vinyl record, but I long ago recorded it digitally, and still have several of the songs on my tablet for listening while at work or on the road.
  21. Oh, I like that idea. I'm gonna add that to my repertoire. I went to high school with a guy who would put sardines on engine blocks or in air intakes. Not a good smell at all.
  22. Nope, you are correct. For a while it was the longest confirmed sniper kill.
  23. Don't tie a snake to a boomerang; it might come back to bite you.
  24. Rotten egg burps can also indicate giardia (aka Beaver Fever) or criptosporidium, both waterborne diseases. Get well quick, whatever it is.
  25. Way too young. My sympathies to your family, Brat.
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