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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Abbott, Patrick, et al are trying to destroy all public education and make a world where only approved people have access to only approved education. This won't just wreck Texas public education, it will eventually wreck the Texas economy. And the willfully ignorant will vote for them with gusto and enthusiasm.
  2. "Gentlemen, I admire your enthusiasm, but damn your manners!"
  3. Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad!
  4. I gave that a laugh, but a Spitfire, Mustang, or Thunderbolt would knock those Iranian drones from the sky damn fast.
  5. The article specified that these marshals would be hired in and would have to be TCLEOS certified. How many teachers who are already there hold TCLEOS certification in addition to their teaching certification? And if these marshals are patrolling the campuses, how are they going to teach classes, or remain unidentified? The whole thing seems half baked to me.
  6. I'm sorry for your loss. 45 is way too young.
  7. Yep. I kept waiting for Boris and Natasha to announce that they were going to make big trouble for moose and squirrel.
  8. Zip tie a shopping cart to the passenger side doors. If you're really motivated, cut the boots on their CV joints. Wet Jolly Ranchers and stick on their windshields and windows. Random patterns of shaving cream on the painted portions of the cars. Be creative.
  9. You know how sometimes you just take a really good dump, where everything moves smoothly and it just feels good? A couple of days ago I took a shit so good that calling it "taking a good dump" doesn't do it justice. I've finally decided that it could only be described as a fecal experience.
  10. My wife and I discussed how we would react in a scenario like this. In light of the gunfire that would immediately precede finding the young man in our yard, she would call 911 and give first aid while I stood overwatch. It's entirely fucked up that I would have to explain to my wife battlefield rules for rendering assistance to an injured person in our own fucking front yard.
  11. Mike Pence with child pornography? Does "Mother" know about this? (Yes, I know it's the other dude, but c'mon, we were all thinking it.)
  12. 1) I didn't clean up shit at that time. 2) It was far, far worse than the nastiest shit I have cleaned up. 3) The nastiest shit I have cleaned up was in my son's diaper, not at work. Damn, he had some disgusting turds. I know we didn't feed him anything that nasty.
  13. Ok, I'll compromise: 20 years, then the rope.
  14. And friend zoned the whole time. Still, she's one of the best friends I ever had.
  15. I was thankful that I didn't hear it. When I got there, my friend was sick and crying. She told me later that she had nightmares featuring that screeching for months.
  16. In college, a female friend called and asked me to look at her engine because when she started it, there was a loud thump, odd screeching noise, then the engine ran rough and didn't sound right. I went over and opened the hood on a scene of epic horror. There was blood, guts, and fur everywhere, including the carburetor intake. The only recognizable part was a torn up cat head. One of the nastiest things I ever saw. I helped clean it up, but that car never smelled right after that.
  17. No, they call it... wait for it... the Maroon and White spring game. But your suggestion is much more accurate.
  18. I was the class misfit in high school, so you couldn't pay me enough to go to a high school reunion. My junior college band has occasional reunions, and I have hit a couple of those. They were fun, but I'm no longer that interested in my past.
  19. About the same age as the T-55, too.
  20. True. How much training does it take to drive into a minefield, or the field of fire for an ATGM after all?
  21. T-55s are better than nothing, but not much. They'll be used against infantry and bunkers, where HE rounds from their guns will be somewhat effective. They're also somewhat effective against trucks and light armored vehicles, but most of the light armor Ukraine has is armed with main guns that will easily penetrate the T-55 armor. ATGMs won't have any problem with penetration, either. They are grapes waiting to be squished.
  22. Same for those I graduated with in 1979. Same as it ever was.
  23. The band name: The Beagles, Cook And The Gang, The Map Band In 1979 I was driving the family banana yellow Galaxy 500 station wagon. Despite what you might think, it was not a chick magnet. It would haul ass, though.
  24. I hear you, but think it may also be an invitation for some suspected illegals to fuck around so that they can find out.
  25. That's not about Russian comms being read. It's about Ukrainian forces using fake radio calls to get the Russians off balance. When I was a kid, the guy who owned my favorite book store was a veteran of the Bulge. He was in a combat engineer company stationed right at the front lines, since the Ardennes was a "quiet" area. Starting about a month before the German offensive, they would hear tanks moving around in their front every night. A patrol would go out to investigate, and every morning come in with a record player hooked up to a loudspeaker and a recording of German tanks moving around. It got to be routine, until one night...
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