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Dnaguy

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  1. 1.) The whole love and caring Jesus just isn’t cool anymore. He’s kinda gay…. And that’s not ok. We need to reframe him in a way that fits a narrative that works with current Americans and that can be intertwined with a sense of patriotism as well to control a huge swath of the electorate. Just not weird like Mormonism as the underwear and extra wives is totally fucked. Prosperity doctrine works in a kind of two-for-one way in the patriotism and keeping the poor on the hamster wheel. Abortion is also helpful to accomplish this extremely well as everyone loves a baby. Great distraction / sleight of hand. 2.) We White men are losing control. The only way to keep control is to subjugate woman and minorities and to limit immigration. Hence the abortion stuff, again, as well as gerrymandering, guns (they’re more likely to die anyway from’em), and immigration demonization. Thank you for listening to my TED talk. /MAGA
  2. A limp dick is the devil’s domain. A satan softie just means you didn’t let the Holy Spirit enter your bed with you and your wife for a Devine Trinity.
  3. I’d check the company finances. Executive suicide usually and indicator that books are cooked or that significant assets are underwater.
  4. Nah bro. Writing a letter to console a man when he’s sad is totes gay.
  5. Dude. Talk about a missed opportunity to use ‘this smells fishy’. Dad pun fail.
  6. …for the post / pun. Not the world war, millions dead, or genocide. Not that.
  7. Napier ain't making it to Austin. Book it.
  8. Winner, winner; chicken dinner.
  9. It was also the first time they ever made a Superbowl. I think that is also the difference. If the Texans made it to the Superbowl next year and then lost on a last second field goal miss, I think they'd do the same thing.
  10. HR policy docs, procedures, SOP's, etc. Fucking game changer for me and time. It can churn stuff out. Minimal editing on my part. Verification of citations are needed of course, but talk about be able to leverage your time.
  11. Dnaguy

    2024 NCAA Baseball

    We need some hard hitting journalist to find out! I'm sure it'll be on the paywalled athletic, though. No free passes I guess.
  12. Paradise for thee, not for me
  13. Write this on my tombstone: "being forced to play the stupid game we didn’t sign up for." Being married. Having kids. Living in a democracy.
  14. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
  15. @Brisketexan party talk not going away.... And thank god. Tucker is such an insufferable asshat and yet we Surly on.
  16. Amazing low key post / reference. Bravo sir. How was ‘Nam? I want to go there so bad. Never been to ‘Indochina’ but want to do Cambodia, Vietnam, Malaysia, Thailand and Singapore so bad. I will likely on get to do one anytime soon and without any actual research I’ve settled on Vietnam in my head.
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