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After irth

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  1. Lotsa coach-flyin’ mofos trying to figure out which seat is best. Cheap bastards.....
  2. My wife (no pics) generally works Tuesday thru Monday, and she absolutely hates Fridays, just because of that shit from all the M-F admin turds. She usually gets her revenge on Mondays, though. She says it really pisses people off. Plus the joy of sending lots of demanding emails over the weekend.
  3. If you have to ask...
  4. Pretty much how I ended up in Lufkin.
  5. Crying with your pants full of shit?
  6. That is some very specific commentary right there. Well done!
  7. That's hilarious!
  8. Wife will be cooking 5 cups of Risotto for 10 people on Saturday, despite my protestations that pasta would be easier for that amount of people. Made a shitload of homemade stock today for my part. Otherwise up to her to execute it well. I’ll be picking up a hefty dinner tab if it all goes tits up, I guess. No pics. Unless she pulls it off. Then I will post her big magnificent ass somewhere...ha!
  9. Bloody nuisance. That was my damn testicles clanging together.
  10. Got my hand tat two years ago. It’s my only one. Was my retirement gift to myself. Still proud of it. Didn’t realize I was edgy. Just don’t particularly give a fuck what people think. Personal choice and all that...
  11. Maybe if your wife purchased a different assortment of strap-ons...?
  12. Tortilla Soup cooking scenes with Hector Elizondo.
  13. ...speaking of gay ass music...
  14. But...did you die?
  15. Racist white fucks searching for good Mexican food. Bring a camera crew. Could be some good entertainment. Better yet...stay the fuck out of East Texas and keep your opinions there.
  16. Yeah! Take that Dallas! You suck! Man, I sure told Dallas. I bet that city is feeling pretty bad about itself right now. They’re gonna call and offer me a high-paying job of Metropolitan Quality Consultant for 400k any fucking day now. Gonna get some respect from some bitches finally.....
  17. That's racist. Not all Lebanese restaurants are in tunnels, ya know. But...the best ones...sure.
  18. Beware, it's probably that new strain of cancerized ebola AIDS. Those JWs are toxic death traps. Shoulda sprung for a better hotel.
  19. If it's so inconvenient for her, tell her she can wash the dishes herself for the next week or two while you put it on your to-do list. Bet she'll get motivated to let that plumber "come" then...
  20. Needs a copy editor.
  21. I hate when my otherwise reasonable wife makes this thread... I have reported on this topic before for the exact same situation. Her: “i think it’s time for a new pillow.” Me: “There’s one in your closet.” Her: “Where?” Me: “Look up.” Her: “How long has that been there?” Me: “Does it matter? You say you need a new pillow, it is there. Knock yourself out. Her: “Well, I don’t always look up.” <a few weeks go by> Her: “I think it’s time for a new pillow.” I look up. Still there.
  22. Why not both?
  23. That’s because most people are either “mayo” people or “mustard” people. Very few people swing both ways with such casual ease as you. Very sophisticated of you, I must say.
  24. Nice humblebrag on your enormous data plan.
  25. Even though I’m an A, I can take a hint, so I fixed mine in your honor. Thanks!
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