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After irth

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  1. Why do they have be straight? Homophobe.
  2. Last year's Thanksgiving with the in-laws was a train wreck. It involved cold food being brought in and a dead puppy. Good fucking times. Taking refuge in the Jacksonville Best Western was the highlight of my day. Never again. This year. New house, badass new kitchens (both in and out), our menu, our schedule. I made it known to all relevant family and friends as to where I would be this year. And very specific about where I will NOT be. When our guest rooms fill up, I will gladly put people up in the myriad of decent hotels down the street. Any and all are welcome to come. Or don't. Don't really care either way. I'm cooking the same amount of food whether 2 or 20 show up. The astute people in my circle are already locking in their RSVPs now.....
  3. Chick in the middle looks exactly like a good friend I used to fuck. Chick had serious Daddy issues that worked just perfectly in my favor. Good times...!
  4. Does anyone have any tips on cooking horse? Seems beaten to death pretty well here.
  5. Thanks for setting me straight, you Surly Bastard.
  6. Is Blanton’s Gold so much bette? I had some in London last year and found it to be fine, but not appreciably different from what we buy in the States. Purely my opinion, of course, but I don’t get the mythical status.
  7. Good point. The bitterness in this thread is amusing, though.
  8. Buncha snobs here. You don’t go to KC for the brisket for fucksake. Like going to New York City and bitching about the salsa. WTF you doing eating salsa in NYC in the first place?
  9. $10 for a Bud Light? Outrageous!
  10. Subjective opinion is subjective. My personal fave of the 4 is always the 1870 Original Batch. Wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed, though. 4 very distinct bottles. All still very easily acquired in my neighborhood.
  11. I fucked a doctor last night, so this hits close to home.
  12. Can’t go wrong with Bryant’s at all. Personally, I could eat my weight in Joe’s ribs. Love ‘em.
  13. Booked a trip for late January. $468/night at Cosmo. Got a res at Lotus Of Siam. Gonna go see the craziness at the AVN convention. Booked a new tattoo with Mike Roche (TSOL) at Hart & Huntington. Will see Foreigner one night, and Y&T the next. Visit Brian Slagel’s new store. Will squeeze in food, debauchery, and poker in there somewhere.
  14. My new house is twice the size of the old one. I get a helluva lot more exercise just trying to find my fuckin’ coffee cup. Every damn day.....
  15. Humblebrag nicely done.
  16. Why not both?
  17. There’s a molestation joke here somewhere. I just know it...
  18. That’s the spirit!
  19. Some women overcompensate for their surging lesbian urges. Oh yeah, almost forgot: You intolerant, sexist bastard! Whew...that was close.
  20. Yeah, I remember a few football Sundays doing just that. Glad to see they’re doing well, though. Met my wife there when they first opened. Proposed to her there 18 months later. They always treated us like family.
  21. Wish they would do more. The source material from author Lawrence Block is solid. My only complaint on this movie was the sanitizing of the end. The book’s ending was brutal. Was damn glad to see it get made, however.
  22. Negged for not being able to decipher a map. Also from Corpus and highly offended. Also currently living in East TX and want no association with Houston. That is all.
  23. Paulaner was always the standard for me. Not available in my current area, though. Don’t think I’ve ever even had Ayinger before. Will check it out.
  24. What a moron. Had a guy in our vicinity lost 100 head (presumably) in the recent rains. People were reporting it and pitching in to round them all up within an hour. Although...it’s been 2 days and some still aren’t accounted for. Stupid cows. Good luck finding those 500 head that vanished within the past year. Some of them probably made it all the way to L.A. and are trying to get famous while waiting tables and turning tricks. They’re not coming back home til the money runs out.
  25. Just cuz it was on sale? No other reason drove you to that purchase?
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