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hookemATL

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  1. First you think about it. Then you pray about it. Then nothing happens and more people die.
  2. His age at the time of these acts tracks with the typical/accepted timeline when schizophrenia can emerge/manifest in young adults. I am not a doctor, but the voices in my head that are doctors told me that was true.
  3. I looked for this card to give to my relatives but no such luck.
  4. The order of orgasm is determined by rep count.
  5. Sounds awesome really. I remember when our Aussie had puppies I would just lie on the ground and get smothered with puppy love. Pure joy.
  6. Deej’s Doggy B&B but seriously 10 fucking dogs??
  7. This is the crux of it all. How much fucking suffering are we willing to tolerate? I’m sure the woman who had to gofundme the burial of her dead, deformed “baby” will take great solace once we finally get back on track in the year 2050
  8. Bitch I know you got Mengele’s jockstrap hidden in your super secret stash spot (along with Mussolini’s buttplug and Idi Amin’s fuck swing)
  9. Not to mention there are millions of babies in this country without their own weapons of death. We need to hit that market hard. I’m talking smaller triggers for their lil baby fingers, binky guns, rattle guns, bottle guns, stroller mounted mini guns, etc.
  10. “Austin Wood to the customer service desk. Austin Wood to the customer service desk, please”
  11. I mean, it underpins all of this fuckery so…
  12. It’s really good. Brought tears to my eyes a couple times. As a dad to two perfect daughters, the song “Letting You Go” fucking shreds me every time.
  13. If I didnt curse as much as I do, I'd have died numerous times over from anuerysms/heart failure/hemorrhage. My 2 yo did say Goddammit the other day with the same inflection and emphasis that I do the other day. I was damn proud and it made me laugh, however, my MiL and wife were not enthused.
  14. I am ok with nail polish BUT I have a childhood trauma-related phobia of anyone touching my fingernails/toenails so I cannot handle the manicure/pedicure thing. My wife and daughter have both asked me to do it but I am so fearful I would have a panic attack and/or end up charged with assault for involuntarily kicking a spa employee in the face.
  15. This. We were stuck inside all weekend with the sniffles so my eldest decided to do my makeup. My one and only complaint is the glitter eye makeup is extremely difficult to get rid of. Oh and I definitely didn’t do this after everyone went to bed
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