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CoTex

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  1. I spent a week working in Sioux City one January about 5 years back. Right on the state line with Nebraska. Told my travel person “put me in the nicest hotel - whatever that town has.” I got https://www.hardrockcasinosiouxcity.com That hotel pumps strong air freshener and cigarette smoke into your room 24/7. There was no rest. Combine the worst parts of The movie Fargo with that movie where Billy Bob Thornton steals some money with his brothers. Dark, grey, smelly and depressing. Seriously - caused depression. I’ll never do that again.
  2. I bet that it gets really interesting when he pulls that shit on some stressed out soccer mom with a carload of screaming kids and some complicated celiac/gluten friendly order. And I bet that dude runs the same play then with great satisfaction. Not going so far over the line that they ask for the manager, but just far enough to get the blood pressure up. A clever little move.
  3. I go to KFC about once a year. Usually alone - go through the drive through for take out. I know it’s not good but for whatever reason every now and then I want some. So I go today and I order the three piece. Dude on the mic says “what side would you like?” I very clearly said “mashed potatoes and gravy.” He said “Cole slaw - ok.” I said “mashed potatoes sir, no Cole slaw,” to which he replied “got it.” I suspect 98% of people that go through that drive through every day get the potatoes. I suspect the other 2 percent don’t order their sucky Cole slaw. Nobody ever orders the fucking slaw and we all know it. This is as certain as sunrise. But that dude, to brighten up his day and entertain himself, he fucks with people. I bet he does that 200 times a day and gets all variety of dickhead comments. and he gets laughs and the satisfaction that can only come from being in control of something so minute and toying with it. This Brightened my day. Carry on KFC man - I like your style.
  4. Was he down when his calf hit the ground or was he down when his forearm hit the ground? Seriously. Seems like both were missed.
  5. When my child switched from team sports to individual sports my life improved substantially.
  6. I didn’t choose the hotel. I was with a group traveling for sports and someone else chose. I could have gone renegade or stayed with the group. I chose to not go renegade which, although a choice, wasn’t exactly choosing that hotel. Either way - SHV is a dump.
  7. I dont know exactly how the transfer portal works but I’m pretty sure that, at some point, Card saw Ewers coming and Manning behind him. He could have transferred or “entered the portal” but instead he sacked up and competed. And, after he lost out on starting he still sacked up and carried the clipboard. And, turns out we needed him in a bad way and instead of having ass for a backup, we had a serviceable backup that, even with a bad ankle gave us a fighting chance. In this day and age that earns you respect. At least from me. Good work Card - you’re not done yet.
  8. Texas 38 Roadrunners 24 Defense gives up 265 yards I predict some special teams action on this one - Texas houses a punt or blocked punt.
  9. I felt sorry for you so I went back and found your post. You said bama 63 texas 10 ewers 149 yards total You may be a nice guy, you may bleed burnt orange, and maybe we can be friends someday, but last week you were an Alabama dickrider. Own it. Dickrider.
  10. When is the next RV road trip and how do I sign up? Is the answer Tuscaloosa ‘23?
  11. I stayed at the HGI in Shreveport once. Whole damned place was clammy swampy and humid. Walls were wet. WTF?
  12. CoTex

    Eggs

    Shit without the shingle?
  13. I seem to remember someone asking John Sharp “why did you give him a 10 year contract?” Sharp said something like “because we couldn’t do 15…”. Anyone got that quote?
  14. Texas 35 Alabam 28 I’ll be ready to watch all you bama dickriders make excuses when this one is finished. Ewers 300 yards.
  15. I can’t find the pick em thread so I’m putting it here Texas - 55 Bobby Bouchets - 10
  16. What does GB gain by Brady winning an 8th ring? She can tell all her girlfriends that her husband is a good quarterback? I suspect her life goals are a little different than the average poster here, and I suspect her status doesn't come from her husband's football records.
  17. Go here. Take a credit card. https://m.fourseasons.com/surfside/
  18. Ziggy Marley and Jack Johnson last night at Dos Equis Pavillion/Fair Park. I gotta say - the vibe at a Sunday evening Jack Johnson concert is laid back. That was an easy show to attend and enjoy.
  19. Anyone go to Jack Johnson? Any advice for Dos Equis Pavilion in Dallas?
  20. Rangers butthurt or just general butthurt?
  21. Young, inexperienced and dumb. I like to think I would handle some things differently now.
  22. Yeah, no sympathy. But I think I can see how he got there. Could really avoid these issues but hasn’t figured out that skill set - he’s dumb and she’s crazy - so when he finds himself in this situation he uses coping skills that include abuse of influence and dishonesty. Why? Can’t control wife - at least try to limit the damage. Maybe he has a little bully in him - threatens cop with “we’ll pull over your guys when we get the chance of you don’t cut me slack.” This guy has a level 7 problem and only has level 3 problem solving skills. Like my dog with a Rubik’s cube.
  23. I have to assume this guy has tried to extract his wife from at least 350 jams, scrapes, pinches and binds. He has probably tried everything and his “I’m with the sheriff’s department” play had a success rate. Plan b is to try to outfox the guy with some wordplay. Her shenanigans cost him money. He probably has to lay out between $300 and $10,000 per month because she’s a kook. I predict she wrecks cars, breaks things, loses things and chugs a lot of whiskey. Add to that tickets, bail, lawyer and blonde hair dye. He’s just in cost savings mode trying to whittle his Saturday tab down however he can. He doesn’t seem like an overbearing guy - just dumb and trapped and probably tired of paying for her assholery.
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