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MrBig

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  1. Fired up my old porn-only Twitter and all my ladies from the past decade were still there waiting for me under my Likes.
  2. I’m sure a few of these lawmakers are invested in VPN companies and we don’t even know it.
  3. He gave a bullshit non-answer like “I’ve been immunized” when he was making people think he got the vaccine. “Never been of the opinion the events did not take place.” What events are you referring to exactly? If you’re going to be a prick conspiracist, own your shit and say exactly what you mean.
  4. Billy Blanks, the Tae Bo King himself is in the football intro sequence. I owe a lot to Billy for teaching me about business and women as a young adult. A lot of women I met in my 20s were hot coeds wanting bootleg VHS copies of the Tae Bo workout tapes. Luck ensured that each workout collection had 4 tapes so they always came back to complete the full set.
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    Marc LaHood is Nico LaHood’s brother? I fucking hated him when he was the DA in San Antonio. I hope Tim Duncan didn’t endorse this fuckface either.
  6. People who make fake Xanax cut their product with fentanyl to make it effective. This means adding a scoop of fentanyl into a jar with the rest of the product and mixing it around to make sure the fentanyl gets mixed in. The problem is that the jar is just mixed without any way to test how the fentanyl is distributed throughout the product. So some people in that batch might get a shitload of fentanyl in their pills while others are getting weak shit from the same batch. This is why people die.
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    Texas Primaries

    Call me crazy but Phelan losing is bad. Aside from the drinking, he is one of the more sane Republicans in the House. Covey is a full blown MAGA Paxton.
  8. He’s been hanging out with Trump. Not surprised if Trump pulls an Amber Heard and gets Elon to pay all of his court fines with all of his imaginary money.
  9. Need to replace a gas water heater in South Austin. Any plumber recommendations? I have no idea how much the price should be.
  10. The pro-plastic lobby is pushing for us to believe that the higher number of micro plastics found in our cells means the greater in touch we are with the Force.
  11. I hate the Austin subreddit but this shit with the Colorado River is exactly what I’m talking about when it comes to Elon and his disregard for the rules.
  12. Time to get this thread back on track
  13. Change the thread title: Asshole Abuser Adrian Auctions Acclaimed Accolades
  14. The things we know are finite; the things we don’t know are infinite. This used to make me believe knowledge is unlimited and we should strive to learn more. Now when I hear this it makes me believe there’s an infinite supply of stupid idiots who are easily manipulated by rich psychotic assholes. To most people, the shit Elon is pulling is in the far away distance, but as a resident of Austin (and Central Texas in general) I am worried about the bullshit he is doing with his wastewater disposal in the Colorado River. He is such a liar that he cannot be taken seriously and I hope there is a continuous monitoring system in place to ensure they are complying with TCEQ regulations and not just dumping utter shit into the river. I’m also worried about the environmental impact his boring and drilling is doing to the surrounding areas. It took nearly a decade to get the crappy Mopac toll built because of some endangered species spider caves, but Elon is free to drill as much as he wants outside of Austin with no oversight. Local residents have complained about his activities close to their land but nobody really cares to address their concerns relating to infrastructure when it comes to anything Elon Musk does.
  15. I’m surprised the discovery of Adrian Dittmann being one of Elon’s sock accounts is not bigger news. The fucker called into Alex Fucking Jones pretending to be someone else and now Elon’s doubling down instead of admitting the truth or saying “I was hacked” to cover up for drug fueled Tweets replying to himself. He must think the general public are as stupid as his disciples who pay for FSD but are still waiting for a finished product and won’t dare to bitch about how they’ve been hoodwinked for thousands of dollars.
  16. The Jeremy Allen Black joke was great.
  17. Here’s a Reddit thread about it with more context.
  18. @theliamissan is going hard on Elon. He found his troll account and saw he used it to call into into Alex Jones with a masked voice.
  19. He’s the guy who fired Pelini for his 67-27 record?
  20. Watched the horror movie Thanksgiving from last year. I was expecting a straight up horror film but when Gina Gershon popped up on screen I knew exactly what kind of movie it was going to be. I liked it better than those new crappy Halloween movies.
  21. One piece of flair for every body that’s turned up in the lake.
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