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dingleberryswitzer

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  1. This makes sense because birds are not even real but government spy drones. Obviously a battery will explode when exposed to high heat.
  2. This guy has left so much money on the table already. He could have had a Supermax with the Spurs.
  3. Not sure about pheromones, but when i go out with the poison spray I open the door slowly and tip toe out because I don’t want to scare them away so i can spray them. When I’m just going out for whatever I swing the door open and walk out like a boss.
  4. So when I actively go out to fuck with the wasps living in my roof they don’t do shit to me. But I’ve been stung 3 times in the last week when I just go outside for something else.
  5. It’s pretty easy to forge a birth certificate if you are a founding member of the deep state.
  6. Hey man, having a resident artist with the water company ain’t free.
  7. Get a storage unit. Move anything of value there so things don’t go missing Tell everyone you will sort it all out according to your moms wishes when the time comes.
  8. I have a family member, college graduate, that thought she was working at a nursing home. After a few weeks She got a little depressed because the residents kept dieing. Turns out she was working at a hospice home and had no idea what hospice was. It was one of those funny yet sad on multiple level stories.
  9. I also find the fuck around and find out rep works in 90% of all situation
  10. Does the rage + rep not work?
  11. Yea they can just call up Abbott!!
  12. These are the only proper responses
  13. I find it interesting that many people throw away their pizza crusts but will at different times order bread sticks.
  14. Yea cause there’s gonna be mudslides when it rains a bajillion inches in a few months.
  15. That’s the best part! They don’t have to go home!!
  16. So he’s headed right from the airport to the practice facility… got it.
  17. if everyone plays to their potential the team has the potential to potentially be special. Lots of stars have to align though.
  18. Everyone looks great. Everyone is going to surprise you. Both qbs could stay for every nfl team.
  19. I wish I could donate some money but I had an in grown toenail and I’m still paying off the doctor bill for that.
  20. Can you link these to your magacoin wallet?
  21. Yea that’s a huge number. Not sure why okc would buy him out at that price.
  22. Hey, that’s nba champion bryn Forbes!!
  23. I guess because nbc has zero contracts for basketball. They don’t want to promote players that show up on espn/abc and tbs the 98% of the time.
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