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Tex Long

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  1. TexHorns.com could be available - you should PM Liucci for advice.
  2. Ignorance is bliss. But only if you're ignorant.
  3. My therapist asked me "So, how's your sex life?" I said "It's like a Ferrari, doc." He said "What's that mean?" I said "I don't have a Ferrari!"
  4. Forgot? Nahhh, just didn;t know the one and ignored the other. On the other hand, yippee-kai-yayying it up over that distance in spacetime isn't far removed from glorying in a #1 ranking from 1939, so there's that...
  5. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Around $30k, IIRC
  6. I think he was runner-up for Heisman, too, so I'm guessing he made every possible All-America team...
  7. Byron White says "Hey, does being a Supreme Court Justice count for anything?"
  8. And... "chosen to ignore..." I love Surliness. Aha! Finally noticed "ignore content", lending credence to "mention". Damn, now I gotta check it.
  9. Crazy AND stupid is a bad recipe.
  10. OK, side o' bacon. And a red beer. Where's the Tabasco?
  11. They could shrink it even more by not showing quotes from ignored users... I sort of vaguely remember something about "mention" in the ignore dialogue - maybe that's it. I'll give it a try one of these days .
  12. That uniform tells you all you need to know about them. TEXAS Aggies
  13. Coffee, leave the pot. Two eggs, up. Biscuits, grits. Extra bacon.
  14. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Been around ten years since I finally gave up and admitted my teeth have always been pure rotten shit. I think I was at 11 or 12 crowns and looking at another two or three plus some of the old ones rotting out underneath... I went and had all 25 remaining teeth yanked in one marathon day and put 4 titanium screws implanted in top and four in the bottom (called "all on four") and next morning screwed in the newbies. That same day, I ate an apple or three for lunch along with a damn nice Ruben. Never had a second's worth of problems, never looked back, best damn dental decision ever made. I did look like someone who'd been kicked in the face about fifty times by Tommy Nobis - but that only lasted a week or so.
  15. Tell you what, amigo... having both of them on Ignore turns this into a readable, and even kinda fun, thread. Hits home when you pop into a fresh batch and see nine outta twelve posts show "You've chosen to ignore..."
  16. If this is true, it's just another reason to dislike USC and Riley. Chicken-fuckers, imo.
  17. I was wondering if a Championship Game team has ever been unranked the next season. Well, and (likely) not even in a Regional...
  18. ... and you were right. The stuff you quoted, that's not Math, it's Fantasy. Lewis Carroll shoulda toldja.
  19. First you make a roux blow up the pool...
  20. You spelled "fat" wrong. Source: Madden
  21. Soooo... Trump is $100,000,000 cheaper than TAMU?
  22. 2000s here.
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