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Nothing To Add

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  1. I think it is time for him to be rolled into court Hannibel Lecter style and have him stand on his dolly next to his attorney all day.
  2. It is Travis County so if Sweat can show where he was swinging a machete at the other car he should be ok.
  3. Isn't his blood just a mixture of ketchup and McDonalds special sauce? Not sure how that helps a tree.
  4. I have gotten so tired of the delays. I thought fast food was supposed to clog arteries and lead to death. Well...Big Mac do your duty and put this fat fuck in the ground.
  5. This case could easily be solved if we knew the answer to one simple question...where was Nicole at the time of the murder?
  6. Elko lost some bread but brought in some more bread. Judging by his girth I would say he knows quite a bit about simple carbs and dough products. And not even aggie is stupid enough to think about joining the Big Ten. Who am I kidding...they will probably announce they are going effective tomorrow.
  7. I don't believe him when he says 4 hookers. It was Melania and 3 hookers.
  8. The reason this fat fucking loser is afraid of the wind is what it does to the rats nest combover he has on top of his braindead skull. I have never wanted anyone to die in a fire until he came along.
  9. The correct answer, no matter the question, is always fuck ou. Never want them to win.
  10. I think at this point Trump would gladly spend a night in prison. He already has his version of Mein Kampf ghostwritten and would be selling it within minutes of his release. "The greatest book every written...only the Holy Bible comes close. But that Jesus guy was a Jew and never really had any money so not really a good comparison. Crying men have come to me and said it changed their lives. Get it at the introductory price of $39.95 and for an extra $300 I will have someone forge my signature on your copy."
  11. It's an ugly win. But it feels a hell of a lot better than an ugly loss.
  12. I just point at the room and say "at my house this is where the magic happens"
  13. Now that they arrested Tupac's murderer aggy should demand a rematch with that directional school from Louisiana that kicked their ass while they were mourning.
  14. I think it is time for the Palm Beach County Appraisal District to accept Trumps current evaluation of his property and begin taxing him on 1.5 billion dollars.
  15. All in on the embargo. Maybe Armybrat can enlighten us on if countries were still trading with Germany and Japan back in the early 40's.
  16. Is Trump broke yet? I want him giving $10 blowjobs in the bathroom stall at the Greyhound station in order to have money for a cheeseburger. I guess he could tell people it was really a $5000 blowjob to make himself feel better.
  17. Fuck lsu. I’ve been on that campus and seen where that tiger lives. Nicest residence in the entire state. Go cry in the swamp you nutria eating sister banging regards
  18. Talon Metals. I just jumped in so it should be declaring bankruptcy soon. Does this one qualify as a stonk? And I am riding EOSE up to $10!
  19. Federal Prison Camp in Bryan, Texas...did Texas A&M change their name?
  20. Mattress Mack and the pillow idiot should join forces in a retail empire and election fraud business. Plenty of morons to fleece out there.
  21. My only hope in this situation is that the woman with the gun in her face was a daughter of Bob Stoops. Fuck that chinless dick eating piece of shit. No apologies for lack of punctuation.
  22. I wouldn't worry about anyone that watches Fox news. They aren't going to ever vote for anyone that doesn't have an R by his name. If Jesus himself came back to earth and told them to vote for a democrat they would look at him suspiciously and wonder why a guy with long hair wearing a robe and sandals should be trusted. Rumor has it he might even be Jewish...not jew-ish.
  23. I'm no doctor of neighborhood so I could be wrong but I'm willing to bet Georgia did not play many transfer preferred walk ons last night. Clearly Jimbo is way ahead of the curve you stupid sips.
  24. The republicans would have been better off running a Mr. Potato Head with an R next to his name. Then again...maybe they did.
  25. I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building. When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos. I thought it was funny and sad at the same time. Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.
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