Massive reorg and realignment in GTM, and I’m on the bench because I refuse to move to an RTO-friendly locale. As my boss said “we don't know what to do with you.” I'm 15 minutes from my driveway to the TSA line and managers who never visit the office themselves wont hire me because they have been instructed to hire people who are near the office, despite not having enough office space should everyone show up on the same day. We all travel to customer sites, conferences, and restaurants anyway. So I've been rage-applying to every single position in the company and judging by the phone calls my boss has been fielding, necessity is quickly overtaking policy. Interviewed yesterday to cover my dream account of a lifetime, the kind that you will tell stories about in 20 years. Should hear by next week. Did 364% in ‘24, excellent performance reviews, which won't be fully baked into the system til Feb 20th. Its nice being PIP proof for a while, and commission multipliers are unreal. The message last week was “we need to quickly find you a home soon” which changed to “which of these jobs sound most interesting to you?” Tl;Dr - I continue to dodge raindrops and I am the luckiest guy on the planet.