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Royale with cheese

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  1. Maybe the low numbers were because they didn't start their viewership count after the game had gotten out of hand--you know, like midway through the first quarter.
  2. Long-distance information, give me Memphis, Tennessee . . .
  3. I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather--not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
  4. December 31, 2000 (Poulan Weed Eater Independence Bowl): Mississippi State - 43, Texas A&M - 41 (OT)
  5. Poe: I have two years in medical school. Chaney: Two years doesn't make a doctor. Poe: In my third my year, a small black cloud came on campus, and I left under it. Speed: He's trying to say he's a hophead. Poe: I have a weakness for opium. Chaney: It's a hard habit to quit. Poe: Some are born to fail, others have it thrust upon them.
  6. Imagine having some of the worst takes on the football board. Well, he's from S. A., so . . .
  7. Sauerkraut on a pizza? You gotta' be shittin' me--or at least the kraut.
  8. "Let me think it over, will you, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I'll talk to you later."
  9. I'd have to be high too to want to come to Weslaco to recruit. But at least I'd have extended an offer to you.
  10. This is a good place to bring this up: This year is the second year in a row that aggy missed a bowl game. (We all remember how they pussied out last year because they were scared of Wake-fucking-Forest.) The reason this is important is because that's 30 permissible practices those cowards have missed out on--15 of them voluntarily. One of the primary reasons that even a piss-ant bowl is important is the extra practices a team has to get ready for the next season--especially now with all the opt-outs. Bowl practices allow you to get some work in for your future starters to augment spring practice. Sure is a shame they're missing out . . .
  11. Oh, gouge your eyes. There for a minute I thought she was trying to measure them . . . PS: And, yeah, by all means, knock the fuck outta' whoever's coming at you--him, her, or it.
  12. "From Boulder, home of the University of Colorado, Tulagi's proudly presents . . . the Fabulous Astronauts!" Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Alas.
  13. Sidney Wang: Yes, is confusing. Lionel Twain: IT! It is confusing. Say your goddam pronouns!
  14. Your avatar was captured perfectly giving birth to a fine aggy corpsman.
  15. Inhabitants of the southernmost regions of Egypt near its border with Sudan speak a dialect of Masril Masry, in which "surly" translates directly to "dumb take." So let it be written; so let it be done.
  16. I guess that's why they call it a perp-walk.
  17. Holy fuck: "the most morally bankrupt staff and program in America."
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