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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say."
  2. Yep, I slept on the sofa last night to keep the dogs calm because some asshole was shooting off fireworks until 1:30.
  3. Goddammit, that was going to be my response.
  4. Pics or it didn't happen. I would be OK with pictures of the dish or the stoner daughter-in-law.
  5. Was that the line you used on the ladies back in the 19 18 1750s?
  6. "And we're just getting word that Tennessee took down Clemson tonight. But don't forget that jet fuel can't bring down a skyscraper." Yep. doesn't really work there.
  7. Sounds like you're taking last night's loss pretty rough. Listen, sure the game didn't turn out like we wanted, but there were some glimmers of hope in the second half. We were just a couple of dropped passes away from running away with this game. We've got a great recruiting class coming in next year, the future is bright.
  8. Either one works for me.
  9. And so did North Carolina. I put all my faith in Mack Brown. Good luck to whomever wins my money!
  10. That's fair. I was thinking the heterosexual equivalent is Lauren Boebart. Disgusting individual who I would never socialize with. But, yes, would bang.
  11. OK, I have to call BS. He's not Ted Cruz-ugly. Are y'all being honest or are you playing the "I only bang 10s" card?
  12. Did the airline lose their luggage? If so, everything that they've got is just what they have on.
  13. Jerry, it's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years. 5000. 5000, even better. Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride.
  14. I'll miss his random abbreviations, odd spelling of words, and dumbass asides in his posts that made them unreadable. No, wait, I won't miss that at all.
  15. Middle Tenn St won while gaining a whopping -66 yards on the ground. How in the fuck does that happen?
  16. So you're in favor of going 10 miles over the speed limit if your wife is in labor and you're trying to rush her to the hospital? If so then you can't complain when someone goes 80 down a neighborhood street. I'm opposed to speeding when anybody does it.
  17. It sounds like you're just looking for rich neighborhoods. Are you one of the Wet Bandits? Because if you are, you have to tell us.
  18. I binged the series this week. I thought season 2 was already done and then I find out that the finale hasn't been released yet. Fucking twats! I was excited to see Olivia Cooke in the first couple of episodes. She makes me feel funny feelings in my pants. But this show is fantastic. Great tension and action with some fantastic humor to boot.
  19. You might want to consult a calendar, chief.
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