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RPM

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  1. Thought Bobbie Wygant died years ago.
  2. In Ep 2 it looked like a gunner took out the B-17 beside them with friendly fire, but it was chaos so who knows.
  3. What is this Mickey Mouse shit? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights-out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?
  4. RPM

    The Supremes

    John Oliver just offered Clarence Thomas $1 Million a year and a $2 Million motor coach if he retires in the next 30 days.
  5. My point was you found out real quick the bar was low. Not a lot of geniuses in Forming Company. Back during the draft there was no bar.
  6. Dude, that's as boot camp as it gets.
  7. Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Viet-namese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've just got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
  8. Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
  9. Green Acres says hold my Ziffel.
  10. The oasis scene was stunning.
  11. Reminded me of the shit we used to pull playing Air Warrior dogfighting in B-17's. Didn't think it was actually possible without ripping the wings off.
  12. Sorry, I was listening to Sirois & Danny.
  13. You just don't lead 'em as much.
  14. China blew up a satellite that left 35,000 pieces of space junk travelling 6 miles a second. That thing better be able to play Asteroids.
  15. Show tickets should be cheap and easy. Drink service faster.
  16. What temp was the oil you fried it in?
  17. More like a self-dental kiosk.
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