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RPM

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  1. Let's take a peek at your voting record and social media before we determine what kind of white you are.
  2. So the ship's wifi is working?
  3. Department of Homeland Security
  4. Do they have a lump?
  5. The first rule of Golf Course Hockey Fight Club...
  6. Go Isotopes!!!
  7. Fun low budget shoot 'em up filmed in the South.
  8. RPM

    West Wing

    Love WW. Unfortunately, it aged about as well as Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
  9. Andy Hopper is dumber than a box of rocks, so of course he represents Wise County. He was trying to defund UT. Fortunately, Lauren Ashley Simmons was there. Andy, that's not true.
  10. Maybe Arizona could use that for their version of the tush push.
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    Getting old sucks

    I had someone throw this at me once. They obviously never had astigmatism.
  12. I'm standing tall beside you, asshole. I was in retail corporate mid-management. My soul made me leave that gig.
  13. Holy crap this guy was lucky.
  14. RPM

    Below Deck

    Read that yesterday and it made me smile. Daisy really got fucked over. Wihan needed to go. He was a poor Bosun. The Greek seemed like a nice guy, but he's still got personal issues so here's your plane ticket. New Bosun seems solid, not sure about the deckhand.
  15. The shotgun story pretty much removed any doubt.
  16. RPM

    Favorite Dead Comedian

    Damn, I thought he died back when they were making "I'm Dying Up Here." No offense.
  17. RPM

    Favorite Dead Comedian

  18. Everybody knows you use Xanax before flying and wake up when you land.
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