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RPM

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Everything posted by RPM

  1. Bwahahahahahaha!!!
  2. Burnt fuckn' Ends, Baby!
  3. That's okay. He won't be doing those anymore.
  4. He's a BEAST!
  5. You know what would be funny right now? A defensive score.
  6. Arch "No Lube" Manning
  7. FUCK YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Fuck me, got called in to work. Just made it home in time to see Ewers scramble.
  9. Isn't there something ESPN can do about the religious fanatics photobombing?
  10. Sad there's no thujone signs. Kids these days...
  11. He's Principal P.C. of course he would fit right in.
  12. Voted in the Emergency Brake. Guess who I was.
  13. Bad aim.
  14. Ask @immamac. He's an Instagram model.
  15. I'm thankful I got time and a half to sit around an empty building.
  16. From the motherhumping Limestone Capitol of the great state of
  17. So far the Dan Campbells are looking good. Defense needs to get a takeaway.
  18. Sweet play
  19. Boing! Dwayne Thomas got flagged for doing that.
  20. Apparently you have to have a near death experience to motivate Williams.
  21. Was a Rescue Swimmer alongside William Holden and Mickey Rooney in Bridges at Toko-Ri
  22. Been having some belly trouble last few days. Yesterday before bed I felt a jalapeno fueled caravan heading for the border. The first wave hit with what I anticipated as a dry run. My intel was not completely accurate. After I let fly... there was a lingering. Did the clenched cheeks mambo to the toilet and let the games begin. The loser was my septic system and half a roll of Charmin Extra.
  23. They call him Flipper!
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