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Jerry Callo

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  1. Dry as fuck. Would not eat.
  2. Remembering the Texas band playing Amazing Grace at the 1999 game still brings tears. Hook'em
  3. Props to the kid in burnt orange standing in the middle of the Horns down sheep fuckers.
  4. Watched it last night at home with the family (at someone else's suggestion). It was terrible. Laughed a few times, but overall terrible. 2 out of 5 yutes.
  5. *y'all's
  6. Interesting.
  7. You know you're going to the concert with your wife instead of her girlfriend, right?
  8. His wife's brother's wife's father. It's as simple as that.
  9. Reply: and organic mushroom soup and fried onions.
  10. Suck it up buttercup
  11. Dinnertime is specifically set for everyone but the cook - flexibility is the cook's perogative.
  12. Smoking the one 21 pounder today for the family. Assisted with smoking 150 turkeys yesterday for the community.
  13. Two hours on the smoker.
  14. What a great show.
  15. That's not how it works . . . that's not how any of this works.
  16. All classic cars are a project.
  17. Note - I've made the tamale dressing before. Unpopular take: I love stuffing/dressing. I love tamales. Tamale dressing is just too much work for a finished product that doesn't raise the bar much.
  18. Of course he's dead now, but they have some old home movies.
  19. Much like @dcbc we host and I take on the lion's share of cooking. Last week, the in-laws said that they'd bring dessert. I had my wife send a list of Thanksgiving food items in case anyone wanted to bring a few of the items we aren't preparing. Pecan pie and pumpkin pie are on the list - I'll be damned if I am leaving dessert up in the air for the in-laws to get right. Bring whatever dessert you want, but I'm not learning on Thursday that you've decided on an acceptable substitute for pecan and pumpkin pie.
  20. In my younger days, I was in sales. I learned that specific numbers as opposed to round numbers gives the appearance that there is a closely calculated reason for the amount.
  21. I offered to pay my UT kid to stay at the house Wednesday and Thursday night so there will be no rooms at the inn for the in-laws.
  22. I've done turkeys many different ways. Franklin smoked turkey finished with a shit ton of butter has been my go to for the last several years.
  23. Stopped by Mum today on the way back from fishing. Ate some pork ribs there and brought a pound of pastrami home. Pork ribs are great, solid bark, perfect bite. I just wish they weren't so sweet (I always forget to tell them not to drizzle the sweet sauce on them). Looking forward to Pastrami, sauerkraut, and potatoes for dinner.
  24. Hop water tastes like soapy water used to clean the tap room. I don't think it is much like beer - just not worth drinking. The few times I have ordered it when meeting friends at a local brewery, I've regretted it. I much prefer the brewery/coffee joint.
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