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UTCzech III

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  1. UTCzech III

    FSU

    Any kin to MeeMaw?
  2. You know the results of the latest Gallup Poll? Half the country never even heard of the word Watergate. Nobody gives a shit. You guys are probably pretty tired, right? Well, you should be. Go on home, get a nice hot bath. Rest up... 15 minutes. Then get your asses back in gear. We're under a lot of pressure, you know, and you put us there. Nothing's riding on this except the, uh, first amendment to the Constitution, freedom of the press, and maybe the future of the country. Not that any of that matters, but if you guys fuck up again, I'm gonna get mad. Goodnight.
  3. Goddam. Story
  4. Buncha goddam hypocrites over here, or somewhere anyway... Today, 08:53 PM#1 8badmofo31 Moderator Join Date Jun 2008 Posts 3,398 The hypocrites are at it again.
  5. Can guarantee her cat ain't hairless.
  6. Are those her ovaries in her profile pic? Waiting to hit the table.
  7. He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that.
  8. Salisbury steak? Or cat shit. It could be that.
  9. Gonna head home, grab the wife and mosey up to the old high school for the Kiwanis all you can eat pancake supper. It's the pancake supper. We do it every election.
  10. Oh shit. Dis gon' be good...
  11. You were the backbone. The nerve center of a great message board. You can make that live, breathe and jump again! Surlyhorns? Look at you in those candy ass librul suits. And I thought I had it bad at orangebloods...
  12. Click, click, click. That mean ol' click! I gave the shag my hard cash! But the shag will rise again!
  13. He was on screen for about 5 seconds, during the Jimmy sells cell phones-Street Life montage.
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