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Superhero

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  1. He was looking for salt and vinegar chips.
  2. That’s right. I forgot the majority of MAGA are dumb, uneducated, and even worse, ignorant. No wonder they’re calling behind. If they had just put the money in an index fund instead of buying Trump NTFs, they would have gotten a 20% return instead of continue being broke.
  3. The turtle is the enemy of my enemy. It's a god damn Game of Thrones arc in DC. As long as they all die a fiery death in the end, I'm good with it.
  4. I don't understand the talk about economic uncertainty. Yes there was inflation, but it's down to 3.4%. Unemployment is at a record low. Minimum wages have gone up. Stock market for those fortunate to have 401(k) or brokerage accounts has been going gangbusters. Can someone explain it to me like I'm a 5 year old?
  5. What’s the difference between a slice of pizza and a dead baby?
  6. How do you eat string cheese? a) Pulling it apart into long “strings”? b) Bite off the end like you were raised by wolves.
  7. Biden's campaign slogan should be "I won't make things worse than the other guy". Also, will like any post with Tina Fey in it.
  8. I went camping with the boy last weekend. Even though it was cold and we were cabin camping, he still insisted on peeing outdoors. He found a tree that needed watering, and subsequently peed on it instead of using a toilet. He's been doing so since our first camping trip together. I know @Brisketexan would also approve.
  9. Salt & vinegar is even better on fries. It's nostalgia thing. When I was in primary school (in South Africa), we would walk to the nearest swimming pool for PE. On the way back, we would stop at my friend's dad's chicken shop and get some fries, then to his mom's bakery to get a loaf of bread. Those were happy days.
  10. You missed the 50 opportunities to say "Yes. But it's gonna cost you a beej."
  11. I think Da Fino is secretly humblebragging that his wife is neat.
  12. Random tires doing un-random things tread is that way --->
  13. At what age does your scrotum lose its elasticity and just let your balls dangle?
  14. Thanks, will do that. The Trek store recommended I get a 54cm bike, so that's what I got. But now that I've ridden it a bit, it seems a tad large. Hopefully a fitting will help me find a comfortable riding position.
  15. Would maybe, if she was fresh out the shower and had a winning personality. Or if you were Vic Mackey.
  16. Better late than never. If I was running her campaign, I would go scorched earth. Every ad would be about his legal troubles, rape accusations, infidelity, videos of his verbal gaffs, weird pictures of him standing weird, and accuse him of having syphilis. I’d probably get blowed up by a magat. But it would be fun for a week.
  17. So perfect. Best post of ‘24 by a parsec.
  18. Ladies. This is why you need to douche and get rid of the fishy smell.
  19. Also… Finances, children and family are the root of a lot of arguments. So figure out how much credit card debt she has and how does she spend her money Does she want children, how many and how do you want to raise them. Does she prioritize her family over you? When there’s a disagreement between you and her family, who’s side is she on? Other considerations… Does her level of tidiness or messiness jive with yours? Are you sexually compatible?
  20. Misspoke. Actually just taking the recommended daily amount. Previous BP reading was 124/78. So this wasn’t a shock, but still happy to see it dropping. Compare this to 4 years ago when I had bad heart arrhythmia. I went to urgent care and my BP was 185/135. That was scary.
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