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Brisketexan

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  1. I mean…plenty of chippy will be had on the trip. We’re also hitting a cheese restaurant, and of course some Sunday roast. Probably a Sunday matinee of something on the West End.
  2. "Why do you ask, Two Lesbians Staring?"
  3. Ok….going to visit the daughter one last time in August while she lives in London (she’ll likely be moving away late September for grad school). Wife was planning to visit, daughter asked if I was coming, story is I’m just too busy with work. But…I’m going to sneak over for the weekend and surprise her. So, the three of us will be together in London Friday-Sunday. So what to do? I’m sure we’ll do some of the usual, but…I just saw that Coldplay is playing Saturday night, at freaking Wembley. Never seen a show at Wembley. Seems a cool coda for her residency in London. And I hear Coldplay does indeed put on a fucking show. $400 each for decent seats in the front of the upper deck. Any thoughts? Kinda think we have to do it.
  4. That was woefully inadequate. She should have walked up to him, punched him as hard as she possibly could in his fucking face, and then stood over him as he crumpled to the floor, bleeding like a bitch, called him an evil son of a bitch, walked away, and dared him to press charges. The time for words between these people is over. There is a time to punch a sonofabitch in the face, and this is one of those times. Someone who was close to the victims can, and should.
  5. There’s a middle lane. Have a simple, curated social media presence with enough, but not too much. And you tell gals that you do social media, but you prefer not to share too much with the whole world. Some things are meant to be private. Then you let em see a few pics of you with friends, a pic or two in a pretty locale, and that’s that.
  6. There’s a chance that one of two things are about to happen: Israel is about to use a nuke, or Dotard - thinking he’s a master negotiator - told them “no, you don’t wed to do that, we’ll hit em with bunker busters for you.” The chances of a nuclear exchange and/or American direct involvement are rising rapidly.
  7. "Jealous." The word you were looking for is "jealous."
  8. Have you not seen the following documentary film?
  9. I mean, I know this is sarcasm....but he may be neck-deep in hairy-armpitted, patchouli-smelling lovin'. It's possible. Not pleasant to think about, but possible.
  10. Shouting it so the idiots in the back can here. That's not an incidental thing; that's how stochastic terrorism is designed to work.
  11. Yeah, sorry, I read the right number earlier, then got caught on the wrong one. The family is only chipping in $6.5 billion. So, they get to keep nearly a billion more than I first said. But hey, what's another $900 million here and there....the real prize is the thousands of people we killed along the way.
  12. 1) Fucking Israel just ruined our chances of making the plot of "Maverick" come true. FUCKING BASTARDS. 2) So, to be clear....the commander in chief of a nuclear superpower just said that the entire capital city of another country should evacuate. The technical, political, and military term for that statement is "absolutely fucking insane." Seriously, I know that nothing matters anymore, but if it did.....that statement alone would dominate the news for a month, and it absolutely should.
  13. Well…what choise did you make?
  14. I believe most folks on this board are more interested in finding out if their employer offers a "strained your elbow from jerking off too much to Albanian midget porn" coverage. At least, that's what the fellas on the football board told me.
  15. The Sackler family built a multi billion dollar fortune by murdering people with oxycontin. They sucked over $11 billion out of the company pre-bankruptcy in anticipation of being sued personally. Estimates of their net worth are around $14 billion. Well, the settlement is getting approved. They'll have to contribute....around half of their fortune, leaving them with a paltry $6-8......BILLION in profits earned by killing thousands of Americans. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/nation-world/purdue-pharma-opioid-settlement/507-61e6a125-01f3-4cbe-bdcf-6b068ebfb513 Sorry. You profit from intentionally poisoning hundreds of thousands, killing many of them, you deserve to be left with fucking NOTHING. But, in the USA, the consolation prize for killing enough people to fill a stadium is.....you get billions of dollars.
  16. Yeah, I had it totally pegged as a whimsical lark. Like, he headed out to get a late night Slurpee, and then said "fuck it, an ice cold cherry treat won't make me feel better, might as well assassinate some people."
  17. The best places are the ones that don't even have names. Just identified as "the taco lady off 183 near the Chevron station," stuff like that.
  18. Best taco truck density in town, man.
  19. You think Epstein was looking good, you should see his mother. Signed, Epstein's Mother
  20. And, I mean, some of the best biryani in the world:
  21. Are you not aware of MIA's OnlyFans page business model? You pay him $9.95 a month, and he WON'T send you nekkid pics of him.
  22. You've still got your 10 inches on her. Which means you can still put your 4 inches in her, I think.
  23. They had that before. They were, indeed, much happier.
  24. Lots of people are saying he's a Democrat appointed by Weakling Walz who hated other Democrats. I don't know, I haven't really looked into it. But we hear he's being treated very unfairly, at levels of unfairness never seen before, and we're going to be looking into it very strongly.
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