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Harrison Bergeron

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  1. Is it focused on Cowboys' fans since Jerry ran Jimmy out of town?
  2. Many, I'm not searching that on the interwebs ... it just felt like an unnecessary detail. #dickmove
  3. I went to every game this series. Great seeing Othani. Thursday was the nadir of Rangers baseball ... the muffed easy bunt play at 3B, the dropped single in RF, the missed ball to 2nd, and whatever that was on the bunt to first when the pitcher was not looking for the pall the 1B put it in the dugout. I was looking for Chico's Bail Bond's on the back of the jerseys.
  4. At least we know Armond is safe ... he's becoming my favorite character.
  5. Archeologist declare Finnish warrior a drag queen with a mircro-penis: https://www.npr.org/2021/08/09/1026183914/new-dna-analysis-finds-1-000-year-old-warrior-remains-may-be-non-binary. I hope they haunts. "Those with Klinefelter may have low levels of testosterone, a smaller penis, undescended testes, enlarged breasts and infertility." I lived in fear of one of my embarrassing elementary school portraits ending up in a TGI Friday s in 2080, but dick-shaming an ancient warrior is just harsh. At least I'm not a warrior and no one will have any reason to posthumously discuss my little johnson.
  6. From what's I've read the DiMea family was loosely based on the Boiardo family, which would make the New York crew more akin to the Genoveses. However, agreed that story arcs were inspired by a couple fo Jersey families and all the New York ones. I think Chase took bits and pieces from different guys and events.
  7. This could be really interesting: https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaabk/tim-cowlishaw-a-big-12-merger-with-pac-12-it-may-be-messy-but-this-rumored-marriage-feels-meant-to-be/ar-AAN2cz2 Basically has divisions of XII, Texas+Arizona, Washington+Oregon+Utah, California+Colorado. Do something like others have tried: play your division schools every year and rotate division for other conference games. Maybe for non-football you overweight or only play yours + other division to help with travel.
  8. Best possible move for football, especially with NIL. We just have to step up our on-the-field product.
  9. Am I the only one who thought these assholes were still around? At least there is only two left - incest will do that to you .
  10. I get that Jerry does not care because he likely will be in carbonite underneath the 50-yard-line star, but ... the Cowboys were consistently good from 1970 until Jimmy left ... those "America's Team" fans will not be around forever, and his Stephen and Jerry Jr. are going to watch the bottom fall out from a two generations that have zero interest in the mediocrity brought by that pig-fucking, Wal-Mart-shopping, Skeletor-copying idiot.
  11. Both he and the talker oddly sound like "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" lady.
  12. "A guy dressed up as a Sheila."
  13. First movie killed itself so had to replace it.
  14. It is pretty amazing how no one seems concerned that he killed around 10,000 seniors in New York and attempted to cover it up.
  15. I had a drink next to Johnny Sack's brother last night.
  16. Agreed. She would have been a fantastic Dona(?). Too lazy to look up the name, but the closest we got was the capo in Johnny's crew whose murder started the war. I really thought the show did a great job of avoiding (I think there is a technical term) stock characters for virtually everyone. Even the minor ones have a depth and complexity frequently lost on TV. As a father with similarly aged kids, I could resonate with Tony and Carmela's roller-coaster with Meadow and A.J.
  17. Still LOL at the phone call with the uncle and the zoomer's reactions. Good silly TV.
  18. Toad has run the dirtiest program in Texas for 20 years.
  19. How long it takes people at Costco to fill up their gas tank. I stopped going there because of these people: Always pulls up to the wrong side and needs the attendant to explain the long hose and usually help Never thinks to get the Costco card out while waiting for 30 minutes so +3 to find card +15" to figure out whether it is scan or tap card +15" to debate low or high octane fuel ... "what's this diesel thing?" Starts to fill the tank and returns to the driver's seat; +2 to get out after the pump clicks off Top, top, top off - +15" +30" trying to figure out how to get the long hose around the car without chocking and returning it to the holder +15" debating whether or not to get a receipt Then the worst ... the finale ... the denouement ... the magic ritual must be done for 5 minutes between getting back in the care and leaving - is this some sore of cosmic communication window? What are people doing?
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