Everything posted by Harrison Bergeron
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Cheering for terrorists.
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And I Thought Ending Up as Fern Bar Flair was the Worst Possible Option
Many, I'm not searching that on the interwebs ... it just felt like an unnecessary detail. #dickmove
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2021 Texas Rangers
I went to every game this series. Great seeing Othani. Thursday was the nadir of Rangers baseball ... the muffed easy bunt play at 3B, the dropped single in RF, the missed ball to 2nd, and whatever that was on the bunt to first when the pitcher was not looking for the pall the 1B put it in the dugout. I was looking for Chico's Bail Bond's on the back of the jerseys.
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White Lotus - HBO
At least we know Armond is safe ... he's becoming my favorite character.
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And I Thought Ending Up as Fern Bar Flair was the Worst Possible Option
Archeologist declare Finnish warrior a drag queen with a mircro-penis: https://www.npr.org/2021/08/09/1026183914/new-dna-analysis-finds-1-000-year-old-warrior-remains-may-be-non-binary. I hope they haunts. "Those with Klinefelter may have low levels of testosterone, a smaller penis, undescended testes, enlarged breasts and infertility." I lived in fear of one of my embarrassing elementary school portraits ending up in a TGI Friday s in 2080, but dick-shaming an ancient warrior is just harsh. At least I'm not a warrior and no one will have any reason to posthumously discuss my little johnson.
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White Lotus - HBO
- The Sopranos
From what's I've read the DiMea family was loosely based on the Boiardo family, which would make the New York crew more akin to the Genoveses. However, agreed that story arcs were inspired by a couple fo Jersey families and all the New York ones. I think Chase took bits and pieces from different guys and events.- All encompassing PAC 4 thread
This could be really interesting: https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaabk/tim-cowlishaw-a-big-12-merger-with-pac-12-it-may-be-messy-but-this-rumored-marriage-feels-meant-to-be/ar-AAN2cz2 Basically has divisions of XII, Texas+Arizona, Washington+Oregon+Utah, California+Colorado. Do something like others have tried: play your division schools every year and rotate division for other conference games. Maybe for non-football you overweight or only play yours + other division to help with travel.- How excited are you about the SEC move?
Best possible move for football, especially with NIL. We just have to step up our on-the-field product.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Am I the only one who thought these assholes were still around? At least there is only two left - incest will do that to you .- Future of the Olympics
Stupid question:- Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All
I get that Jerry does not care because he likely will be in carbonite underneath the 50-yard-line star, but ... the Cowboys were consistently good from 1970 until Jimmy left ... those "America's Team" fans will not be around forever, and his Stephen and Jerry Jr. are going to watch the bottom fall out from a two generations that have zero interest in the mediocrity brought by that pig-fucking, Wal-Mart-shopping, Skeletor-copying idiot.- Not sure where to post this, but this news interview made me seriously LOL
Both he and the talker oddly sound like "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" lady.- Rate This Woman 1-10
"A guy dressed up as a Sheila."- The Suicide Squad
First movie killed itself so had to replace it.- The Suicide Squad
- Cuomo
It is pretty amazing how no one seems concerned that he killed around 10,000 seniors in New York and attempted to cover it up.- The Sopranos
- The Sopranos
Agreed. She would have been a fantastic Dona(?). Too lazy to look up the name, but the closest we got was the capo in Johnny's crew whose murder started the war. I really thought the show did a great job of avoiding (I think there is a technical term) stock characters for virtually everyone. Even the minor ones have a depth and complexity frequently lost on TV. As a father with similarly aged kids, I could resonate with Tony and Carmela's roller-coaster with Meadow and A.J.- This Dallas house, wtf
CSB Trigger Warning:- White Lotus - HBO
Still LOL at the phone call with the uncle and the zoomer's reactions. Good silly TV.- Tell me about TCU
Toad has run the dirtiest program in Texas for 20 years.- Shit posters - banning?
Sorry for sleeping with your mom.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
How long it takes people at Costco to fill up their gas tank. I stopped going there because of these people: Always pulls up to the wrong side and needs the attendant to explain the long hose and usually help Never thinks to get the Costco card out while waiting for 30 minutes so +3 to find card +15" to figure out whether it is scan or tap card +15" to debate low or high octane fuel ... "what's this diesel thing?" Starts to fill the tank and returns to the driver's seat; +2 to get out after the pump clicks off Top, top, top off - +15" +30" trying to figure out how to get the long hose around the car without chocking and returning it to the holder +15" debating whether or not to get a receipt Then the worst ... the finale ... the denouement ... the magic ritual must be done for 5 minutes between getting back in the care and leaving - is this some sore of cosmic communication window? What are people doing?- Future of the Olympics
Similar here ... I LOVED the Olympics as a kid, but did not much watch this year. Agree with above I wish it was just the core "Olympic Sports," including the "weird ones to Americans" like bi-athalon a water polo. It started to jump the shark when ballroom dancing and X-games sports were added. As I got older and realized the politics and economics of it, that really soured me. I was in Beijing in 2008 and saw thousands of hutong people displaced so the city would "look pretty" for the international viewers. Kind of sucks to lose your generational home to impress Bob Costas. And the interwebs really destroys it - much more fun to watch (at worst) tape-delayed and not knowing who wins. - The Sopranos
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