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Gatorubet

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  1. I think I’m ahead of the curve, buddy
  2. I don’t think you’ve been watching baseball lately, kind sir. we just got swept at home by Vandy
  3. I had just assumed they would’ve watched you and just took it to the paint more. But that nonchalant steady piece thing they did to beat Duke seemed to be to be a bad idea with 26 seconds left. I was more worried they’d take it to the hoop and get it tied up on a foul, and the gators would choke it away in a full court press in Houston score to win. We had a hard time with Auburn when they pressed, and I expected the cogs to give us even more problems. Honestly, I was very shocked at their last shot selection process. Don’t care. I will take the NC on their mistakes as well as a miracle gator shot.
  4. Ok. Cool. Go Gators!
  5. None filled with as many deranged assholes as this one. Advantage Texas!
  6. I just think it’s cute that you two formed your own “We got our ass beat by the Florida Gators despite leading late and choked” Club. Don’t let anybody see your secret handshake.
  7. Oh no! You’ve stolen all the joy of my national championship game. Nah……
  8. Counterpoint: BWAHAHA SHIIIIIIIT YEAH!!
  9. “Perhaps you’d prefer to avoid the red tape?”
  10. Ernest Borgnine as a bad guy was fun to watch. Lee Marvin was also great as a baddie. Not as awesome as his Liberty Valance portrayal, but still good.
  11. Is Black Lung DEI?
  12. it’s like saying, let’s return to the days of our patriot forefathers and I will use tariffs to change America into a small agrarian farm economy. We aren’t going back to small family farms and we aren’t going back to giant factories full of machinists and sewing machines. It’s almost like we had an industrial revolution that replaced the agricultural revolution, and that future technological advances changed our economy away from an industrial one. I have it on good authority that the orange God will bring back coal, so phone me when that happens so I can cheer on the industrial revolution.
  13. Like Putin‘s Special Military Operation being a complete success, Trump’s Special Trade Developments are successful Whether Putin’s SMOs or Trump‘s STDs, Dear Leader may cancel them and announce success!
  14. Bought the dog food. My prepper gene kicked in, and I bought a bunch of dried food and canned goods and powdered mashed potatoes and condensed milk, sugar, flour and such. And coffee. Lots of coffee
  15. Down 1631
  16. “MAGA Ivermectin Suppository For Promise Ring Malfunctions” You bring up an excellent point. It’s still all in the marketing.
  17. Drug resistant gonorrhea? How quickly can Surly create and distribute an ivermectin vaginal suppository to sell to the rubes? It’s not like we have to worry about FDA approval anymore. We’re gonna need all of the wreath refund money and a couple swabs from Vic.
  18. Preach! I went to Sam’s for dog food today and came back with $400 worth of various crap.
  19. I’m still trying to figure out why anyone was still in last month’s market investments when everyone knew what he was gonna do because he announced it. “I will be announcing my tariffs on April 2, there may be pain…” < Gee…. I should probably just sit here in the aggressive growth mutual fund, and hope it all works out.> Not sorry any MAGgat is down a ton, but I remain bewildered why non-Trumpers did not tweak their portfolio or 401(k) before the market took a dump.
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  21. …or I’ll remind you that you shot less than 54% free throws and we shot over 92% How can you claim your basketball superiority and that you should’ve won with a shit performance in the clutch like that? Missing the front end of a couple crucial one and ones is not grounds for whining about you not going further into the tournament. Take the loss, etc.
  22. “Don’t mind the catheter old timer, but we are not putting up with your woke bathroom breaks just because your prostate is the size of Greenland.”
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