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Gatorubet

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  1. He should put a 50% tariff on foreign Only Fans content, and that way they take their cameras and sharpies and move to America.
  2. She has her hand over her mouth, but I think I saw her say, “THROW FUCKING STRIKES!”
  3. Evil. Ricky bobby. gif
  4. All I can say is, I’m very, very glad you got that call. which has nothing to do with that clutch double. great job.
  5. Have you even considered what he got for his million dollars, bro?
  6. They should probably be reaching out to Groupon about right now, considering….
  7. I can see the well-doneness of it just from the picture. The worst part of being presented a plate like that is knowing that you have to sit there for 45 minutes, listening to several speakers and seeing people give each other awards.
  8. “I want all those other brown people who don’t help my financial condition to be arrested and have a horrible time, but I’m upset that they are going to arrest the brown people that make me money.” I hope he loses his dairy operation and has to suck dicks under the overpass in Montpelier for food.
  9. consider the source, take it for what it’s worth - yada yada My neighbor across the street works for State Farm and excitedly told me that my ZIP Code is an area where State Farm is writing new policies. That was news to me because everyone is getting out of the state, and State Farm has been trying like hell to not write policies. We have an insurer of last resort in Louisiana I’m sure you are aware of, Louisiana citizens insurance. When I told my neighbor I was surprised State Farm was writing hurricane policies, he then told me that the new State Farm homeowners policies include everything but wind and hurricane damage. When I asked him who the hell would buy those, he told me that you could get a hurricane only policy from citizens and get the State Farm policy, ensuring the normal fire and liability coverage - and the cost of the two is cheaper than the cost of buying one hurricane coverage policy under our current situation. I have no idea if that is accurate, or if there’s any validity in trying to find two policies that provide coverage for the one traditional policy, so I’m just throwing it out there for anyone to investigate if they are having homeowners coverage problems.
  10. Just in case anybody wanted the T-shirt
  11. “ That’s the third fireball over Newark today. Weird. “
  12. dammit yup. Dook playing fsu in baseball today and my quick look at the ESPN app made me mix them up. But there is a larger life lesson. Which is fuck FSU no matter who they are playing.
  13. Holy shit! I did not know that such a thing existed. My handwriting has always been almost illegible, to the point where I often cannot read my own handwriting. No amount of practice at penmanship in school would change that. I was getting poor grades in penmanship as a kid - and when our bar exam was handwritten over three days, I always began the exam by explaining I moved around the country a lot when they used phonetics for spelling, and so ignore the fact that I look like a functional illiterate because I promised to use spellcheck on my briefs. My mom had beautiful handwriting and was into calligraphy. Which gives you an idea of how much she appreciated my handwriting.
  14. Duke beating FSU last night was wonderful. If a meteor can’t hit the ball field, then I want FSU to lose again today.
  15. in South Louisiana the inability to obtain affordable homeowners insurance is the biggest problem we have with new real estate purchases. Eventually, we will have a cat four or five hurricane that follows the coast from Miami to Jacksonville, and with the demise of FEMA, that will reset Florida’s real estate picture for who knows how long. Obviously not in a good way. When your mortgage note goes up $400 a month because of insurance, that is a game changer
  16. in undergrad and law school I would always make test outlines, and then re-copy them by writing by hand as I spoke the words I was writing. That way my memory would be provoked by hearing, seeing and using motor skills. Which was just a workaround for my shitty memory.
  17. i’m fairly sure that the galaxy will build a wall to keep us out, and that we will pay for it.
  18. Threadjack: I saw a study where anthropologists looked at the bones of men of that era, and the closest occupational fit to the type injuries commonly found was that of rodeo cowboys. It seems that getting close enough to jab spears into a very large angry mammal incurs a lot of risk of multiple broken bones.
  19. Preach! My 2.875% became possible when some bad crap finally leaked off my credit report after seven years. I refinanced and took $100k out and stuck it in my brokerage account. And yes, the market from the January 2021 refi close till recently had no problem beating that interest rate. My dilemma was to have a paid off house or a low interest loan - and for good or ill - I decided my heirs can worry about the rest of the 30 mortgage payments after I’m dead - or they ship me to a home, buy me a fancy drool cup, and sell the house to fund it
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