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Gatorubet

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  1. I dunno left foot looks down. TD please.
  2. Pro tip: if you have a 370 pound DB, he should be guarding the right flat.
  3. it was 38-21 when I walked in and turned on the game. Texas scored 10 seconds later. You’re welcome..
  4. Great clock management by Oklahoma
  5. “One Onlyfans slutski gets the rifle, the next Onlyfans slutski gets some bullets. The second slutski follows the first slutski with the rifle, and when she is shot, picks up the rifle and carries on fighting!”
  6. I’ll go metaphor first, which is under represented in the vast sea of alliteration Perspicacity pales per previous prognostications.
  7. But do they really? I thought Russia paid big money to bring in western experts/companies to build their refineries..
  8. Trump is no longer Putin‘s “elephant”, and is now seen as a “pindo” - the Russian derogatory term for Americans. Elephant roughly translates as “our guy”, meaning he is a good dude and share similar positive characteristics as the Russian see themselves. I think.
  9. …and just like that, what was left of Tennessee and Kentucky Bourbon international sales vanished.
  10. So. Much. Winning.
  11. The sad reality of our future is that our robot sexual partners won’t look attractive, but they will still spread STD‘s…
  12. The next Julia Davis drop on Russian Media Monitor is gonna be lit. We should all agree to take a shot of vodka every time a nuclear attack on the west is threatened
  13. Dudes in the club in Moscow probably walking around using this to get the babes. Koke whoreski? Nyet! E-95 slutski?, Da!
  14. Brisket and Sanna you say?
  15. Then things have changed drastically from when my roommate was a car salesman. And this was before 84 month car notes.
  16. The conundrum is whether to buy the cheap beach front summer property, or the cheap summer mountain cabin. Do you want to lose that uninsurable property from the Cat 5 hurricane storm surge - or from the uncontrolled wildfire caused by unraked forest floors?
  17. “Scourge of black vultures.” Trump supporter post checks out.
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