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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Rafael is trying to attach an amendment to a major aviation policy bill that would allow politicians to zip through airports out of sight of us normal peons. I wonder what his motivation is for that.
  2. That doesn’t seem to make sense. Wouldn’t giving 4 out of 16 teams a double bye leave you with 7 teams after the byes?
  3. You could always wear a confederate uniform and come in a wheelchair
  4. I think you meant to say word misuse
  5. because they know they can afford to cupgrade them
  6. He wants to make sure everyone within a 5 mile radius can listen to his music
  7. I went Ibiza in 1998 so my information might be a little out of date, but I do regret not buying the naked man with a large penis table from the market there
  8. I did not have sex with that woman
  9. The Misfits. All I can really say about this piece of shit is that Pierce Brosnan must be in desperate need of cash.
  10. I vote for detonating a GBU-43/b over the government complex in Tehran
  11. He only made it to the minors, but it is still a great story
  12. Take a page out of the anti-abortion playbook and get some cities to pass one of those you can’t use our roads for this laws and just arrest them when they come through
  13. Helium seems to be the popular gas for those that want to off themselves
  14. So I guess you’re really surprised at the pedophiles that are church goers
  15. No, you just bought yourself two shirts, neither of which you actually liked.
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