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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I think Asta’s ass gets bigger every season
  2. If you outlaw acorns, only outlaws will have acorns
  3. You can’t even request them unless you give $6k. I’m sure it’s going to take more than that to actually get them.
  4. I bet this is the last time that professional athletes participate in one of these victory parades.
  5. Ours were $50 more per seat. I'm actually surprised. I expected much more
  6. They're just trying to make sure that they can take care of the NATO members that don't pay up
  7. Is that when your partner is on the rag and you just quirt some cool whip in there before going down?
  8. I just looked her up in my yearbook, she was a class behind me. Not bad looking, but I sure don't remember her.
  9. There is a 100% chance that he fantasizes about having sex with infants
  10. I'm pretty sure the liberals didn't make the gun laws
  11. Governors with wheels always fuck things up
  12. I thought it was pretty good. I could have done without all of the relationship bullshit in the middle. The ending was pretty good though.
  13. I've never seen a talking thumb wearing a hoodie before
  14. My ex told me she was sorry that she married me
  15. Those HEB employees pushing their giant carts around just don't give a fuck. They push those things around, taking up most of the aisle while staring at their phones. If you dare to be in their way, they just run you over. All of you lazy fucks that can't do your shopping are the problem. I'd almost rather deal with the fat people on their HEB rascals.
  16. So the cure for cancer is to live next to a melted down Russian nuclear reactor?
  17. Sebastian and my daughter’s Chihuahua Tinkabell snoozing while I watch Halo
  18. Has any current republican actually read the US Constitution? The third clause of Article 1, Section 9 isn't really that complicated.
  19. I never played the game, or read any book, or really knew anything about Halo. I just like Sci-Fi and finished season 1 just a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't at all what I was expecting. I thought it would just be an alien vs human combat show. I enjoyed season one, but I'm a little confused about how John got rid of Cortana. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention at the beginning of the first episode. I might go back and rewatch it before going on the episode 2.
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