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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. That’s when you just wack it and fall asleep before she gets back
  2. A little canned pumpkin (plain canned pumpkin, not pumpkin pie mix) usually helps settle Sebastian's stomach. He's a Husky mix and I usually give him a couple of tablespoons with his meal if he's been having an upset stomach.
  3. I would quit shopping at Auto Zone if they're going to charge a premium for a quantity purchase
  4. You seem like a miserable fuck no matter what season it is
  5. In the early 70's the US went to a permanent Daylight Savings Time. People ended up hating it so much that it didn't last past the first winter.
  6. My daughter is going with me to the game. The rest of the family can pretty much fuck off.
  7. This is pretty much what I do. I put a baked chicken thigh, a few baby carrots, and a quarter apple in the food processor and use it as a topper for Sebastian's blue buffalo dry food.
  8. The only thing it took to recruit her was $$$$. So I guess he will be able to recruit college players.
  9. Me too.
  10. Have your wife pump the fuel from now on
  11. The first three are just woke leftist DEI trash. The only real American one is the last one.
  12. I for one don’t miss picking pubes out of my teeth after playing like Indiana Jones searching the jungle for the lost Mayan clit treasure
  13. I’d rather watch the Hallmark movie
  14. Well, I'm sure there will be a movie streaming on the Hallmark Channel on Saturday at 3:00 that they can watch instead of the game.
  15. For the same reason that guys who drive jacked up pickups have small peni
  16. Anybody worried about Clemson at DKR should probably not attend the game.
  17. Just as a PSA, the deadline for requesting quarterfinal tickets is tomorrow at 4:00 PM, and the deadline for requesting semi-final and final tickets is December 16th. In addition, Foundation donors and season ticket holders will be able to request left over tickets for the first-round game at DKR beginning on the 12th.
  18. I got curious about this so I checked. You actually don't have to go back that far. Joshua Rowland was our kicker for 2017. He transferred to Texas State after Cameron Dicker beat him out when Dicker was a freshman. I don't even remember him. He was 11 for 18 in field goals.
  19. Wife's niece sounds like a wedding that you are not required to go to
  20. His Supreme Court will just rule that the Constitution is unconstitutional
  21. When was the last time Texas had a kicker that didn’t end up kicking in the pros?
  22. Maybe look at the date on the poll you linked.
  23. You don’t remember all of the letters to Penthouse that started out Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me, but I was in WalMart and…….
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