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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I don't know about the rest of you, but I am at the point where I'm much more in need of a whore than a mother
  2. If you agree to go on a date to McDonald’s then that’s what you should be expecting
  3. I only saw the last inning of the Vandy game. Was that fucking whistler there?
  4. He was obviously trying to punch the dog in self defense and just missed
  5. So who puts their penis in the cookies?
  6. 2018. Indiana beat aggy and then we finished them off. Tenn. Tech won the Ole Miss regional, so we got to host them in the Super. They had that pitcher that guaranteed that they were going to beat us and then got shelled. That was my first year to go to the CWS where I got to see us go 2 and Q.
  7. He would have to change his number to 34
  8. Wax on wax off - Mr. Miyagi
  9. Did it to St. Mary's three years in a row in 1973-1975, but they were only 2 game series
  10. I’ve had a lot of trouble with the audio streaming from the Texassports website this year.
  11. I’m through the three episodes that have dropped and I’m liking it. It’s starting to be evident what’s going on.
  12. Back in my day people went to the moon in basically a giant tin can that was piloted by the computing power of a timex digital watch
  13. Sorry, but Top Gun was F-14s, you need a gif from Iron Eagle
  14. Once you ban all the books there really isn’t a need for librarians
  15. I watch Battleship every time I see it playing. The one thing I find unrealistic about it though is the fact that they have live rounds for the for all the guns on a floating museum.
  16. I must have missed the one where they were fucking Willy Wonka
  17. If you like The English Patient there is something seriously wrong with you and you are probably a serial killer
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