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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Once you ban all the books there really isn’t a need for librarians
  2. I watch Battleship every time I see it playing. The one thing I find unrealistic about it though is the fact that they have live rounds for the for all the guns on a floating museum.
  3. I must have missed the one where they were fucking Willy Wonka
  4. If you like The English Patient there is something seriously wrong with you and you are probably a serial killer
  5. I think it has more to do with the fact that Jesus told the Republicans that white people weren't having enough babies
  6. I'm glad you're embracing your fatness, but please don't embrace it in the airline seat next to me
  7. Reagan napped all through his presidency and he still caused the Soviet Union to collapse
  8. Probably something about it in the flight disrupting assholes thread of shame
  9. These days they’re more like Southern New Hampshire University
  10. We really shouldn’t celebrate the death of anyone.
  11. So Biden is called sleepy Joe as an insult. Isn’t woke the opposite of sleepy? If sleepy is bad, then wouldn’t woke be good?
  12. She was at her sexiest in The Quick and the Dead
  13. If that was a single game it’s an NCAA record. The previous record was 5. The record for an entire season is 37. He’s almost 20% of the way there in one day.
  14. When we do finally solve the faster than light drive problem, I think we will find that we owe it all to Mexican theoretical physicist Miguel Alcubierre.
  15. At least this board is on mid season form even if the team isn’t
  16. Incredible career at Texas. First 50 game winner in NCAA history. Pitched a 4 hitter in the 75 championship game.
  17. I am now four years older than my dad was when he passed. Sebastian is only 2 1/2 years old and lately, I've been thinking about what would happen to him If I were to die. I think that I want to make some provision for him in my will. Has anyone here done that? Under Texas law, I guess he would be considered property (I'm sure he would disagree with that), so I would have to leave him to someone rather than having a guardian named for him.
  18. Looked on tv like there were plenty of empty seats
  19. Some of you people sound like you need to live in a sensory deprivation tank. One of my sisters is like that. Any little noise sets her off. When we all go up to the ranch for thanksgiving I always make sure to bring lots of squeaky toys for my dog.
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