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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I just looked her up in my yearbook, she was a class behind me. Not bad looking, but I sure don't remember her.
  2. There is a 100% chance that he fantasizes about having sex with infants
  3. I'm pretty sure the liberals didn't make the gun laws
  4. Governors with wheels always fuck things up
  5. I thought it was pretty good. I could have done without all of the relationship bullshit in the middle. The ending was pretty good though.
  6. I've never seen a talking thumb wearing a hoodie before
  7. My ex told me she was sorry that she married me
  8. Those HEB employees pushing their giant carts around just don't give a fuck. They push those things around, taking up most of the aisle while staring at their phones. If you dare to be in their way, they just run you over. All of you lazy fucks that can't do your shopping are the problem. I'd almost rather deal with the fat people on their HEB rascals.
  9. So the cure for cancer is to live next to a melted down Russian nuclear reactor?
  10. Sebastian and my daughter’s Chihuahua Tinkabell snoozing while I watch Halo
  11. Has any current republican actually read the US Constitution? The third clause of Article 1, Section 9 isn't really that complicated.
  12. I never played the game, or read any book, or really knew anything about Halo. I just like Sci-Fi and finished season 1 just a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't at all what I was expecting. I thought it would just be an alien vs human combat show. I enjoyed season one, but I'm a little confused about how John got rid of Cortana. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention at the beginning of the first episode. I might go back and rewatch it before going on the episode 2.
  13. You must do audiobooks. The Frontline series is written by Mark Kloos, but the audiobook was narrated by Eric Dove.
  14. Don't forget the food discussions
  15. I finished the 6 part Alexander, the making of a god. I really enjoyed it. I thought it was a good blend of dramatic reenactment and discussions by historians. They were good about including the historians talking about what was based on historical records and what was speculation. Stateira was a real slut.
  16. Don't worry that is being fixed. All sports are going to be amalgamated into one streaming service, so you have to pay out the ass for everything in order to watch the one thing you like.
  17. It looked to me like the road curved and they missed the curve and went down some private road that had a gate on it.
  18. 30k at 8.25% is $2,475. If you also have deductible property taxes, you are probably over the $10K limit any way
  19. I was lying in bed reading last night, and Sebastian was snuggled up against me with his head in my lap, sound asleep. All of a sudden, he starts snorting, and all four legs are pumping away, and he's still sound asleep. I reached over to grab my phone to take a video, but the movement woke him up. I wonder what the fuck he was dreaming about. The last time I had that much fun in my dream I had to change my PJs when I woke up.
  20. Jello instant banana cream pudding mix, bananas, milk, and vanilla wafers. I make a big bowl and eat it while binge watching tv
  21. I’ve driven in Mexico plenty, and I prefer driving there to driving in Houston
  22. I assume the bottom line is this will cost me more to watch stuff I want to watch
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