Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Pipeline Explosion in Deer Park
I think all of the cement is sitting in port waiting to be unloaded
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
Year before my freshman year.
- So much Hate we need two weeks.
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2024 Texas GameDay Stadium Experience Thread
I’m sure every team/institution is eagerly awaiting the chance to be the first to jump on that grenade
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2024 Texas GameDay Stadium Experience Thread
I'm a little surprised they haven't just started having the band march into the stadium for halftime and back out afterward. That would give them a bunch more seats to sell.
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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power - Amazon Prime
There aren’t any bathrooms in middle earth, so nobody does
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2024 State Fair
Seems rude to me
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Unless of course, you ever had a dna test done on your dog
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yes, but to be fair I’m pretty sure that Great Britain doesn’t have any current plans to invade India, Hong Kong, or the U.S.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I’m no weather scientist, but is seems rather stupid to have a hurricane map that labels Dallas and not Houston
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Baltimore Bridge Disaster
This is going to be like the Blockbuster late fee lawsuit. The lawyers are going to collect hundreds of millions and the plaintiffs will get a coupon for a free VHS rental
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
That's fucking pathetic. The sheer effort at pulling the trigger would probably make both of them drop dead. I would have harassed the fuck out those morons.
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Halloween bullshit
I saw my first Christmas decorations this week. Fuck that shit
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Getting old sucks
- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
It was Sebastian’s 3rd birthday today (it seems like just yesterday that he was a tiny little pup) so I made some dog cupcakes and we went to the park and had a party with his friends. I think he’s still embarrassed about the hat.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
TexAgs already got the blinders on about their close game with BG. I thou8gh the SEC was too much of a grind for us though.- Cinnamon Toast What??
I'd eat her too- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I'm guessing that most Americans couldn't come within a century of guessing the date of the Crimean War.- Post a pic that makes you lol
I would suggest neither, but go for the mother/daughter sandwich- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Now she needs to send him something to wash them down with- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,188 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩- Tell Me About Texas a&m
The last guy that had that seat walked away with over $100 million for not doing shit, so I would beg to differ with you.- Pics of parking douche baggery
Would have been more fun to let her go in, let the air out of her tires, and leave a note on her windshield.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
That’s Hobson’s Choice, don’t get married.- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Three minutes, are you a porn star? - Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
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