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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
crash_davis replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Dipshit magats are a fucking caricature of themselves. They look exactly like we think they would look. Uneducated, racists dipshits. The only thing we're missing from the video is a fat, bald, goatee dipshit wearing Nascar sunglasses. How it started. How it ended. -
Seriously fuck his family. His brother was thought to be initially involved in a shooting just a week earlier in Leander. I guess he didn't do the shooting, but his buddy did. Then they give this dipshit motherfucker brother a gun and he goes on a rampage because he's Jesus. https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-target-shooting-shooter-admits-killing-3-people-to-save-us-all.amp Ethan Nieneker's confession "I have a confession to make. I killed a man and a baby girl today. In Target. In the Target parking lot. I shot them both, because I’m Jesus," Nieneker said after the shooting. According to the arrest affidavit, he said he did not have a mental health diagnosis. He said he had not used any drugs in the past week, or had any alcohol since August 2024. "I realized I was Jesus, and I had to grab my gun and shoot a couple of people to save us all. I killed these people out of love, not out of hate… I realized that I had to kill a couple of people to set everyone free, so I did it. It was just random, I guess. It was like I was just trying to get anyone I could," Nieneker said. According to Nieneker, he was given the gun by a family member. He claimed the Target employee, Rosa, had "come at me" while Rosa was pushing shopping carts in the parking lot. However, according to the arrest affidavit, surveillance video showed Nieneker approaching Rosa from behind. He also told police Rosa had nothing in their hands beside the shopping carts. "I just emptied the whole clip randomly. It just seems like a random a** shooting," Nieneker said. Rosa was the first to be shot and killed. Then, 65-year-old Adam Chow and his 4-year-old granddaughter were both shot and killed while being carjacked. Chow tried to shield his granddaughter when the shooting happened, the arrest affidavit stated. Chow’s wife, who was also in the car, carried their granddaughter from the vehicle and Nieneker pushed her from the vehicle. Nieneker then drove the Toyota from the parking lot at a high rate of speed. Nieneker told police he "shouldn't have shot them." After the carjacking and shootings, Nieneker assaulted several other victims and stole a second car, causing a five-vehicle crash. After the crash, the arrest affidavit said Nieneker removed his clothes and items in a porta potty because he felt he had to put everything he loved in a "disgusting spot." Police say that the investigation found that Nieneker randomly attacked Rosa, who was a Target employee, in the parking lot. Nieneker shot and killed Rosa while she was collecting shopping carts. Nieneker then ran to a black Jeep Cherokee and began firing as the Jeep attempted to evade the gunfire. Police say Nieneker then ran up to a gray Toyota 4-Runner where he shot Chow as he sat in the driver seat. He then fired into the backseat, striking Chow's 4-year-old granddaughter. Chow’s wife carried their granddaughter from the vehicle and Nieneker pushed her from the vehicle. Nieneker then drove the Toyota from the parking lot at a high rate of speed.
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It was just a wee bit windy.
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I've been working from home full time since 2006, before it was a thing. Many post college people meet friends through work. It does get lonely from that perspective, but my family life was enriched 1,000 times. I would not trade that for anything. I made friends through daughters' friends' parents. But yea, you have to have an outlet to build and foster adult relationships, and not the kind that will make you lose half your shit.
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I would've taken the gun from her and shot her ass up, filming the entire time. I'm doing it for the likes, bitch!
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Maybe, maybe not. This admin deployed national guard to LA during the ICE protest. They didn't do shit other than sleep in hallways, find things to eat and drink, and pose for pictures. The military parking their trucks en force around the National Mall is nothing more than a photo op to get his dipshit base all fired up again. The Mall is one of the safest places in America. Now you have dipshit magats on here arguing for this shit. They don't dare poke their heads in the Epstein thread. He's got dipshit magats on the attack again. Mission accomplished. edit: This administration desperately needs to control the narrative. With Epstein, they were on a no win, endless losing defense. Now they are on the attack again. Look at the magat rats on this thread who came to the surface again.
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You can't spell "excessively fat" without Texas.
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It's funny that compared to the last few years, summers like this one are abnormal. Average Texas yearly temps for the last 15 years. Those are rankings are ranked against the last 130 years. In the last 15 years, we've had 7 of the top 10 in the 130 years of tracking. https://www.extremeweatherwatch.com/states/texas/average-temperature-by-year Year Rank High (°F) Low (°F) 2024 1 80.8 56.4 2023 2 80.5 55.6 2022 13 79.4 53.5 2021 18 78.3 54.0 2020 9 79.5 54.2 2019 22 78.0 53.8 2018 19 78.1 53.9 2017 4 79.7 54.9 2016 6 79.1 55.2 2015 24 77.4 54.2 2014 66 77.2 52.6 2013 51 77.6 52.6 2012 3 80.6 54.9 2011 4 80.9 53.8 2010 51 77.5 52.7 2009 24 78.5 53.0
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This is just performative bullshit to get people to stop talking about what a fucking piece of shit pedo he is. Parking military at the Mall? Take pictures, please. Show them on the news, please. Write articles about it. Lots of articles! Now you have bullshit magats arguing about the merits of "taking" over a US city and not looking in the mirror questioning being a piece of shit supporting a piece of shit.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
crash_davis replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Saban won a NC with Greg McElroy acting as a QB. National Championship level defenses can overcome a shitton of deficiencies. By all readings, this may be a NC level defense. Arch is light years better than Greg Mc. I'm not worried. -
George Strait summarized Amarillo perfectly. He has to get there by morning because no one wants to the dipshit who has to wake up there every morning.
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...you may end up owning a college fans board babysitting a gaggle of self important, insecure 50 year old men.
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...and then make it illegal to sue football players and the university.
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I'm sure Lincoln, Nebraska is cheap as fuck. Why? No one wants to fucking live there. Cheaper housing is cheap for a reason.
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hotwheels also graduated from UT. Fuck the both of them.
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https://www.advocate.com/politics/federal-pornography-ban-advances Republican Sen. Mike Lee's pornography ban is moving forward in the Senate A Republican bill that would ban all pornography federally is advancing within the Senate. Utah Senator Mike Lee's Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA) has been referred to the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation for review. If approved, it will go to the U.S. Senate for voting. The law would alter the Miller Test, which was established in the 1973 Miller v. California Supreme Court decision that determined "obscene" speech is not protected by the First Amendment. The test defines obscenity as material that "appeal to prurient interests as judged by the average person; depict sexual conduct in a patently offensive manner; and lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value." The IODA would remove the “community standards” benchmark for determining obscenity, and would remove the provision clarifying that sexual conduct must be depicted in a “patently offensive” manner to be considered obscene — labeling all phonographic content as obscenity and rendering it illegal nationally. The bill instead defines obscenity as material that “taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest in nudity, sex, or excretion; depicts, describes, or represents actual or simulated sexual acts with the objective intent to arouse, titillate, or gratify the sexual desires of a person; and taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.” The plan to outlaw pornography is outlined in Project 2025, the 900-page document created by the conservative extremist Heritage Foundation that provided Trump with a blueprint for his second term. The first page of the document equates transgender people and drag queens to pornography, and the fifth page calls for a nationwide ban. "Pornography, manifested today in the omnipresent propagation of transgender ideology and sexualization of children, for instance, is not a political Gordian knot inextricably binding up disparate claims about free speech, property rights, sexual liberation, and child welfare," it states. "It has no claim to First Amendment protection." "Pornography should be outlawed," the paragraph continues. "The people who produce and distribute it should be imprisoned. Educators and public librarians who purvey it should be classed as registered sex offenders. And telecommunications and technology firms that facilitate its spread should be shuttered."
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Fucking pieces of shit.
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Fuck this family. https://www.kut.org/austin/2025-08-12/target-store-shooting-austin-texas-ethan-nieneker-criminal-history-background The suspect used a handgun that he got through his family, Sexton said. Generally, people convicted of domestic violence cannot legally possess firearms under federal law. It was unclear whether any family member will face charges.
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Kill this bastard now. Fuck the mentally ill excuse. He's a piece of shit who doesn't belong in a civilized society. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/victims-identified-in-north-austin-target-shooting-ohlen-road-research/269-2ee06b0e-82af-4834-aa0e-9354c22cf410 When officers arrived, they found Martinez Machuca in the parking lot. He was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 3:01 p.m. Officers also located Chow, his wife and their 4-year-old granddaughter. Both Chow and his granddaughter were pronounced dead at the scene, at 2:39 p.m. and 2:50 p.m., respectively, while Chow's wife sustained minor injuries. APD said its investigation has revealed that Nieneker "randomly attacked" Martinez Machuca, a Target employee, in the parking lot, shooting and killing him as he was collecting shopping carts. Nieneker then ran to a black Jeep Cherokee and began firing as the Jeep tried to avoid the gunfire. Police say Nieneker then ran up to a gray Toyota 4-Runner, where he shot Chow as he sat in the driver seat, before firing into the backseat and striking the 4-year-old. Chow's wife carried their granddaughter from the car, and Nieneker allegedly pushed her from the vehicle before driving the Toyota out of the parking lot at a high rate of speed. At around 2:20 p.m., police say Nieneker found a water truck parked along the 7800 block of Mopac. He opened the driver's door and "repeatedly assaulted" the driver before pushing him out of the truck. Police say Nieneker then tried to put the truck into drive but couldn't, so he jumped out and chased a man with a pistol in his hand before running back to the Toyota 4-Runner and driving off. Roughly five minutes later, APD received a call of a multi-vehicle crash after the 4-Runner crashed into a Volkswagen and landed on top of an Infiniti SUV. Nieneker allegedly got out of the Toyota, went over to the Volkswagen, opened the door and "repeatedly assaulted" the driver. He then pushed her out of the Volkswagen and drove off. APD said at 2:34 p.m., a suspect matching Nieneker's description got out of the Volkswagen and went up to a Waymo, attempting to break into it. He was unsuccessful, and police say he got back in the Volkswagen and drove off. Three minutes later, a person who said they knew Nieneker through Bible study told police that Nieneker had threw a brick through his residence on La Casa Drive in South Austin. Just before 3 p.m., APD received a call of a naked man walking through a backyard in the same area as the acquaintance's home. Police said Nieneker was seen running into a portable toilet before leaving on foot. Officers found Nieneker walking naked on Montclaire Street. Officers issued commands and when Nieneker didn't comply, he was Tased and taken into custody at 3:06 p.m. Officers checked the area and found that the matching suspect clothing previously captured on surveillance video was found inside the portable toilet. Police said Nieneker "conducted these violent offenses," including the deadly shootings and destruction of multiple vehicles, in the span of less than an hour. At a press conference on Tuesday afternoon, police said that Nieneker "said that he was Jesus" and confirmed that Nieneker was found by police naked and holding a Bible. His clothing was found in a nearby portable toilet, according to APD.
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It looks like a few days ago his brother shot/killed someone in Leander. Fuck this family. https://www.reddit.com/r/Leander/s/7L0ut743UI
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I have no idea why he's doing what he's doing but he's great at it.
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