I cannot imagine cheating so that you would will the rock skimming championship? Like that was going to get the dudes more imaginary pussy than they previously were getting.
Cheating scandal rocks world stone skimming championships.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp982r99rrmo
The world stone skimming championships have been rocked by a cheating scandal, after several competitors were disqualified for tampering.
More than 2,200 people, from 27 countries, attended this year's event on the tiny island of Easdale off the west coast of Scotland.
Rules state that stones must come from naturally occurring island slate, however some were found to have been ground into a "suspiciously circular" shape to help them bounce on water.
Organiser Dr Kyle Mathews told BBC News that the offenders had "held their hands up" and apologised.
Entrants choose their own stones and judges use a measuring device, the "ring of truth", to ensure they are no bigger than three inches in diameter.
Each competitor is allowed three skims and stones must bounce at least twice on water before sinking.
Stones are measured by judges using the "ring of truth"
Dr Matthews, also known as the "Toss Master", told BBC Radio's Good Morning Scotland that judges heard "rumours and murmurings of some nefarious deeds".
"There was a little bit of stone doctoring," he said.
"They had shaped it so that it was perfectly circular and fitted our three inch measurer.
"As it's a piece of metal, I don't think we can blame it too much.
"The problem was we didn't just notice at the time that they were suspiciously circular."