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  1. Magats, probably - "Doesn't matter to me. I'm too fucking high and fat on diabetes to get outside and enjoy nature so fuck everyone else."
  2. Imagine that. A tow truck driver is a piece of shit. ATX-VIP Towing.
  3. They couldn't afford $3M/year? I guess the coaches on their list wouldn't take a fake national championship trophy as a $1M to fill the gap. We can only pay you $2M in cash but this nice National Championship Trophy with your name on it has got to be worth $1M, right?
  4. Crazy thing is that I have no idea who's at fault. Is it the van or the moped? Lesson learned is don't be the middle of the 3 some.
  5. Finally got around to seeing it. Saw it with the wife. I'll summarize the experience this way. She gets to pick the movie night movie for at least 3 more times before I can pick again. Pattison's acting was great. Other than that, it is a forgettable movie. As a whole, I don't think there were any likable characters in the movie, including Mickey. This feels like a post "I see dead people" M Knight Shamalamadingdong movie where he took himself way too seriously.
  6. Your plane is delayed for 2 hours. You are stuck on the tarmac waiting to take off. And this shit happens. What is your reaction? There are mixed reports on whether she sang for 3 mins or 45 mins. I'm going with 3 mins feeling like it took 45 mins.
  7. AI solution for self sustainable energy:
  8. Supposedly Kiffin and Smart are good friends. If so that's some funny shit to troll your friend. Not much Kirby can say in response.
  9. The piece of shit admitted to saying those things. Eventually Judd was confronted with the allegations against them, and promptly admitted that all of the allegations were true and that the actions described by the two females did indeed happen.
  10. I love me some Kiffin. But didn't they just buy all the transfers out of the portal last year. https://x.com/ChrisVannini/status/1927562782561751277
  11. Well, to my knowledge there are no documented cases of abortions from women being analy raped by asteroids so at least his fantasies are consistent with this bullshit.
  12. Details of a sexual misconduct allegation lawsuit. What a piece of shit. "Stone is most known as the far-right lawyer who defended the Texas "bounty hunter" abortion law, which allowed Texas residents to sue individuals who aid or abet in performing or inducing an abortion. The suit alleges that anyone involved from an Uber driver to the doctor, could be targeted." https://www.rawstory.com/texas-judd-stone-lawsuit/ https://timesng.com/former-texas-solicitor-general/ Here is the Complaint. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txwd.1172845463/gov.uscourts.txwd.1172845463.1.0_1.pdf ...In summary, both women asked me how I would protect them from Judd and Chris and informed me of Judd having sexually harassed them. They were also afraid that Judd might continue his abuse and might physically and/or sexually assault or harass them at OAG. They both informed me that they came to fear him as a result of working in close quarters with him in a small house that he picked out for them all to do impeachment work in. They also expressed their disappointment with Chris Hilton who just sat there and watched Judd harass them over the summer without speaking up in their defense. The first female employee came to me on October 13, 2023. I asked Ralph Molina to join the conversation with me, so that I had a witness. Through many tears, she told me stories of Judd discussing sexual things with her, specifically regarding a disturbing sexual fantasy Judd had about me being violently anally raped by a cylindrical asteroid in front of my wife and children. According to this employee, Judd publicly described this in excruciating detail over a long period of time, to a Case 1:25-cv-00804 Document 1 Filed 05/27/25 Page 9 of 19 10 group of OAG employees, Office of the Governor employee(s), federal judges, and other non-government employees at a table. Chris Hilton was present for this conversation. The female employee conveyed that she was so disgusted by the violent sexual nature of the discussion that she left the table to get away from it. When she came back, people at the table harassed her, joking that she “couldn’t handle people talking about dicks.” Chris Hilton was clearly aware that this female employee was uncomfortable, shrugged at her, and did nothing. The female employee had other concerns about treatment of women and sexual harassment and exhibited emotional distress as she told me this story. She tearfully expressed to me that she could never work with Chris or Judd ever again. We finished the long conversation at the close of business. I was so disturbed by the violent sexual fantasies about me that I took the weekend to process the news. Immediately following this, on Monday, a second female employee messaged me asking to meet with me immediately about Judd and Chris. Ralph Molina was not available, so I asked my Executive Assistant, Gayla Schwab, to be my witness. This second female employee asked me what I would be doing to protect her from Judd and Chris now that they were returning to the office. This employee told a different story of sexual comments being made towards her, specifically one where Judd discussed people putting sexual organs in her mouth. Chris was present for these comments and this employee asked Chris for assistance and he apparently dismissed her comments and placed approval on Judd’s actions. Additionally, this second female employee told me stories of abuse, where she was cornered alone in offices with Judd and Chris and was screamed at and berated to “cry” for failing to get Judd and Chris their catered lunch on time. ... It was decided that the allegations were credible and of such nature that immediate action had to be taken. Eventually Judd was confronted with the allegations against them, and promptly admitted that all of the allegations were true and that the actions described by the two females did indeed happen. Since they were both back at the office, we had to move fast with the termination to protect both women and other female employees at OAG. No further investigation into the allegations was necessary given that Judd had admitted to the conduct at issue. State law requires that the OAG and managers immediately take action to stop sexual harassment, and failure to take immediate action could result in financial liability for managers and for the OAG. Additionally, Pursuant to legal advice from HR, it is customary to allow people to resign in lieu of termination. Judd and Chris would be notified that they would be terminated if they did not resign. Former Deputy First Assistant Grant Dorfman was assigned to carry out the termination process. Grant Dorfman now serves as a judge, appointed by Governor Abbott. As described above, during the termination process, Judd admitted to Judge Dorfman that the allegations were true, including the comments about his desires to watch me be anally raped in front of my kids, but that it was ok because it was during their time at a private law firm. Chris did not contest the allegations. Judd and Chris submitted their resignation at the end of their conversation with Judge Dorfman, on October 17, 2023.
  13. I saw a homeless dude take a shit in his hand and throw it over the bridge onto the cars passing underneath. I guess he should've convinced the city it was performance art and charged us $10,000 for the movement. It'd been no different to than the bullshit Moments "art".
  14. You’ve fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line! And an even slightly lesser well known is do not fall for the 45 degree body angle in selfies.
  15. Honest question. Did we pay someone to create that "art"? Please god say No.
  16. He's built UVA to what it is in college baseball. He can retire a UVA legend. Not sure why he would jump ship to start over again at aggy knowing they'll always be second fiddle to big brother, especially now with Schloss at the helm, in a tougher baseball conference. Surely he isn't that bored or stupid.
  17. After some city dipshits paid some other "artist" dipshit to put those dispshit fish bone "art" stuctures under I35 over by 6th, the last thing I'm going to question is where is the artist from? I'm more worried wtf the "art" will be.
  18. Who woulda thought this dumb bitch is any of the above? Before anyone asks, "Crash, how tf are you getting these pics?" There are 2 threads in Reddit about this.
  19. Before anyone remotely thinks about WOULD... spoilering for those eating lunch
  20. Moved back to Austin north central area in 2006. I've never heard of Old Settler's Park. Then I Google Mapped it. That's why. It's in fucking Round Rock. Why would anyone in Austin proper drive to Round Rock for a park?
  21. The city will give you unlimited get out of jail cards and may even give you a free house
  22. I'll take Out Of Town Idiot for $1000, Alex.
  23. Finger toes. Would not bang - Some on this thread, probably
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