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mr. sunshine

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  1. We used to play them back in the day. They had a guy who was probably four foot nothing who played halfback, wide receiver, safety and returned punts and kicks. Ran all over/knocked the shit out of us. Probably played in the band and sold concessions at halftime
  2. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!!!
  3. I’d throw Parks and Rec in there too
  4. Also did you hear McDonalds sued Dahmer for ripping off their slogan?
  5. Texas is not only the coolest shaped state but also conveniently has a natural bottle opener if you get it in keychain form
  6. The song is about going sleepy night night. Pass
  7. Remember when Virginia Tech was a preseason top 10 year after year for absolutely no fucking reason at all? Yeah me too
  8. So what’s the best that’s readily available at HEB? Lay it on me brother
  9. I thought I heard something like that. Don’t you know the forensic interviewers are drawing straws on who has to interview this kid
  10. Don’t want to bookfag this thing but does Viserys have a dragon? If so there’s got to be some top of the line Lazy Boy recliner strapped to its back
  11. She’s got to be a 10 in Nebraska. Dude better man up
  12. Pay the man his money
  13. I’m so old I got to third base on this song
  14. Not denying that. Just hard to fathom the listed stuff totaling $280,000 but then again I’m not surly rich. Think as an amateur I could have brought it in south of a quarter million
  15. That all sounds like some pretty cool shit but $280,000? Damn
  16. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!
  17. Hey man you really don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone
  18. 9 lbs. He’s a keeper alright
  19. After just watching their shithead head coach being interviewed I’m trying to come up with someone with less charisma. Compared to him that Crabfeeder guy on House of the Dragon was a straight up G
  20. No problem. Parliament’s usually pretty cool
  21. Being entirely too drunk and cold in the Cotton Bowl after the reasonable people had long ago exited to their warm vehicles
  22. and a cameo appearance by chin pubes to boot
  23. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!!!
  24. I’m already in the bunker so I read this in the voice of Winston Churchill
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