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mr. sunshine

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  1. There ain’t shit on TV tonight but fortunately I’ve got this to watch until it’s sleepy night night time
  2. Hang ‘Em High. It’s like all these assholes tried to unjustifiably hang you but you recover and get deputized but the sheriff says you better bring them in alive, you homicidal maniac you
  3. or her and Sydney Sweeney having a naughty pillow fight
  4. He’s a regular Hyman Roth
  5. Checked out after the Oklahoma State game last season and it’s been very liberating
  6. We used to play them back in the day. They had a guy who was probably four foot nothing who played halfback, wide receiver, safety and returned punts and kicks. Ran all over/knocked the shit out of us. Probably played in the band and sold concessions at halftime
  7. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!!!
  8. I’d throw Parks and Rec in there too
  9. Also did you hear McDonalds sued Dahmer for ripping off their slogan?
  10. Texas is not only the coolest shaped state but also conveniently has a natural bottle opener if you get it in keychain form
  11. The song is about going sleepy night night. Pass
  12. Remember when Virginia Tech was a preseason top 10 year after year for absolutely no fucking reason at all? Yeah me too
  13. So what’s the best that’s readily available at HEB? Lay it on me brother
  14. I thought I heard something like that. Don’t you know the forensic interviewers are drawing straws on who has to interview this kid
  15. Don’t want to bookfag this thing but does Viserys have a dragon? If so there’s got to be some top of the line Lazy Boy recliner strapped to its back
  16. She’s got to be a 10 in Nebraska. Dude better man up
  17. Pay the man his money
  18. I’m so old I got to third base on this song
  19. Not denying that. Just hard to fathom the listed stuff totaling $280,000 but then again I’m not surly rich. Think as an amateur I could have brought it in south of a quarter million
  20. That all sounds like some pretty cool shit but $280,000? Damn
  21. From lovely New Braunfels… FIGHT!
  22. Hey man you really don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone
  23. 9 lbs. He’s a keeper alright
  24. After just watching their shithead head coach being interviewed I’m trying to come up with someone with less charisma. Compared to him that Crabfeeder guy on House of the Dragon was a straight up G
  25. No problem. Parliament’s usually pretty cool
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