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mr. sunshine

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  1. My septuagenarian mom and dad Sam Houston grads and superfans say fuck Danny Davis which is strange because I’ve never heard them talk that way
  2. Out of Sight, Traffic, Boogie Nights…
  3. Not unless getting all up in that booty counts
  4. Yeah first episode I didn’t like or even try to finish. Definitely not my cup of tea
  5. and you actually had to pay extra for Babyfirst on satellite TV 16 years ago. It was like tipping someone for water boarding you
  6. I’m actually happy for the alleged victims and perpetrator. Living in Ohio would drain the basic desire to fuck out of most anyone. I’ve met many Ohio transplants and they’re only interested in ammo and cheese products
  7. No shit. He’s doing a post-shopping review of the grocery list, realizing his errors, and anticipating the Mrs. hanging a foot in his ass. This is my story too
  8. Evidently explored that Hwy 59 corridor and then ended up on I-35 north. WTF
  9. Since the New Braunfels Alamo ain’t coming back I don’t know if I can ever love again
  10. Reminds me of a young mr. sunshine until he eventually succumbed to age and disappointment. But stay gold, Ishmael
  11. Man I’d like to replace Jesse Plemons in Kirsten Dunst’s vagina
  12. I realize this isn’t the allsome commercials thread and I’ve never had a Kinder Bueno, much less know where to acquire one, but that floating redheaded chick is sheer perfection
  13. Please release me, let me go-o-o.For I don't love you anymore. To live a lie would be a sin. Release me and let me love again
  14. Also why is the blonde chick doing the horns down? What piece of industrial equipment mangled the guy’s right hand? My money’s on cotton gin
  15. Ricky Steamboat has to be the most well adjusted retired wrestler ever
  16. I had to hang around one summer for the sole purpose of passing Calculus II and damn near didn’t even do that
  17. My folks are Sam grads, season ticket holders, etc. Among other things, glad the game was on regular old ESPN instead of spending a couple of hours on the phone with my 78 year old father coaching him on streaming via ESPN Plus
  18. We’ve had Apple TV for free from the get but only managed to watch Ted Lasso. I thought that Theroux did some good work in the Leftovers, not to mention plowing Jennifer Aniston, so this is probably worth a watch
  19. I got a time out on hornfans for posting a photo of one of those battery powered monkeys with cymbals after an early 2000s assraping from OU. No commentary mind you, just the picture
  20. I spent more time reading the OP than I did watching MF after the first couple of seasons
  21. It’s good that no one in Chicago has ever used a racial epithet
  22. Looks like a guy who doesn’t realize weed is legal in the country he’s sitting in
  23. Roger Goodell sounds like a MC telling the crowd to give it up to Whitesnake
  24. The Kings of Leon suck for reasons other than being OU fans which should be enough
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