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CooterBrown

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  1. Maybe a bit excessive. https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/s/86mvGt1sNL
  2. I liked Foul Play and Modern Problems but I haven’t seen either since I was probably 15.
  3. This is excellent. 5 years ago, who would’ve thought that the Godzilla-Kong universe would pump out better TV shows than Marvel but here we are.
  4. Ugh. Totally meant to post that in the YouTube cooking channels thread. Too lazy to move it.
  5. If you’re willing and able to give great head, the world is your oyster. Just check out the Demi thread.
  6. Made gumbo last night. My wife was grossed out that I ate it Cajun style with a scoop of potato salad instead of rice. Once you go potato salad, you don't go back.
  7. I'm too lazy to see if I've posted ArnieTex yet. He's down in the Valley and his channel is exclusively Tex Mex and BBQ. I'm pretty sure he's brisketexan's spirit animal.
  8. I wouldn't confuse being poor with being sane. They can't afford to indulge their insanity this go 'round.
  9. Better include some upgraded suspension in that contract if he's gonna take Miss Collie Station on a joy ride.
  10. Just wait until the $100,000 homestead exemption kicks in. They won't have to spend any of their money at all. Robin Hood to the rescue!
  11. With a scratched out "Jimbo Fisher" and scrawled above it "Dead Man Walking".
  12. Is there enough money in the wreath fund to send the next aggy coach a blank championship trophy?
  13. He killed who needed to be killed. One kill per chapter. In the last chapter, he killed the killer. In his words, he was now one of the many. Well, that twitch in his eye in the last shot hints otherwise.
  14. Wash pot style? Is there a lingering galvanized tin flavor?
  15. That Uber for Teens commercial where a dad is leisurely fucking around at home doing nothing and has his 12 YO kid Uber to and from the orthodonist alone to have his braces removed. WTF. Who does that? What dentist is going to work on a kid without a guardian present? I need realism in my shitty 30 second commercials.
  16. Henrietta James is like "another fucking beer?!?!?"
  17. Visiting graves sites isn't something I'd do but people grieve in different ways so I let it slide for a bit...but 20+ years after someone is dead is a bit much.
  18. Any large farm/ranch producers would be getting close to a 100% ag exemption if not the full 100%. Part time farms aren't putting enough product on the market to move the needle.
  19. IIRC, it’s due in full within a month or two of termination.
  20. They scratch out his name for the next man up and hand it to him.
  21. The State of Texas needs to run an audit on aggy finances to assure no state or federal money is being used to fund their latest misadventure.
  22. Jimbo won the lottery. He may be the smartest man in college football. All he had to do was outlast a mob of yokels while exerting as little effort as possible. That’s good bull.
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