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CooterBrown

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  1. If he didn’t get a shot off, wasn’t he just open carrying and expressing his 2nd Amendment rights? What’s the big deal.
  2. All store bought marinara tastes weird. It’s overly sweet and metallic.
  3. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

  4. A biopic is coming out this fall with Kate Winslet getting naked for the role.
  5. He sounded like shit a few years ago when they opened for pumpkins. He was drunk AF and had at least 2 bottles of wine during their set.
  6. That was a catch. Did that ref forget who is paying him?
  7. How did the ref not see him out of bounds. Jesus, hide your cheating, ref.
  8. Perry downing several bottles of wine on stage every night was never going to end well. He is surely a few bottles deep before he hits the stage.
  9. The stupidity of it is that it would be significantly cheaper to just include it in this project with no real change to the schedule. Of course, we can't do anything that actually makes sense.
  10. There is only one band at the top of the self referential mountain and that is KMFDM. Half their songs are about KMFDM. This is their greatest self reference creation. It has lyrics solely made up of their own album names, song titles, and existing lyrics...
  11. Only a swinging dick like Burt could come up with this in store beverage...
  12. I made a version of that Marie Sharp last week. I smoked 20 habaneros for an hour. Blended them with vinegar, salt, and boiled carrot, onion, and garlic. I was aiming for Smokin’ Marie but it turned out closer to the OG habanero sauce.
  13. There’s a real possibility TXST gets into the playoffs before aggy as the top ranked G5.
  14. Build a statue!
  15. We've been on a Blizzard kick all summer. I've only ever had one flavor...Pecan Turtle Cluster. When my kid goes out to pick them up and asks what I want I always say this:
  16. Let him flee to Venezuela with Putin at his side. On foreign soil, we can send them a housewarming gift.
  17. Imagine watching Trump's performance and then confidently saying, "Yep, that's my guy."
  18. Uchi. No dairy or gluten. Also, get a lower maintenance wife.
  19. I have no idea who he is but a quick google shows he played the last two years at JUCO Mesa College.
  20. Abbott has never been in a debate or a real press conference. His thin skin will expose his ass the second he is given a question he wasn't allowed to script.
  21. Can we start an NIL fund for Ewers to drill that ball into his temple?
  22. I swear there was a moment when you could hear him look at his cheat sheet. RB breaks off a nice run. Colt: “That’s what you want to see when your…” pause, looks at notes “…running back breaks one loose.”
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